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What's your superpower?

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What's your superpower?
Astreja Offline
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#11
RE: What's your superpower?
May 16, 2024 at 12:43 am
I have an uncanny ability to procrastinate until insanely close to a critical deadline, then knock out the required work in one go because my unconscious mind has already written the first draft while I was stalling for time.
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#12
RE: What's your superpower?
May 16, 2024 at 3:10 am
Having the patience not to IMMEDIATELY kill those who annoy me.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#13
RE: What's your superpower?
May 16, 2024 at 10:30 am
Putting shit down and immediately forgetting where I put it.
Thief and assassin for hire. Member in good standing of the Rogues Guild.
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#14
RE: What's your superpower?
May 16, 2024 at 5:39 pm
Finding my wife's earring when she drops it on the floor.
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#15
RE: What's your superpower?
May 16, 2024 at 7:17 pm
I’d say my superpower is turning awkward silences into epic conversations. Seriously, give me a quiet room, and I’ll have everyone chatting and laughing in no time.
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#16
RE: What's your superpower?
May 16, 2024 at 8:33 pm
Looks aren't everything.
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#17
RE: What's your superpower?
May 16, 2024 at 8:35 pm
(May 16, 2024 at 8:33 pm)no one Wrote: Looks aren't everything.

True. They be lookin' at me, but I'm usually lookin' for more.
"What a little moonlight can do." ~ Billie Holiday
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#18
RE: What's your superpower?
May 16, 2024 at 9:11 pm
Mystery bruises. On myself.
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#19
RE: What's your superpower?
May 22, 2024 at 11:14 am
I attract slow moving white vans doing 10 under the limit in the left lane.
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#20
RE: What's your superpower?
May 22, 2024 at 12:05 pm
I can slow down any line I get into, not by looking for exact change, just by getting in it.

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