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The gods and your lack of faith in them

Poll: Will you listen to this demigod and eat pig?
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Of course, and I already did.
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I will listen to you, Aerzia, but I will not eat pig (often).
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Pigs are people too! What you're suggesting is murder!
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The gods and your lack of faith in them
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The gods and your lack of faith in them
April 20, 2011 at 5:23 pm (This post was last modified: April 20, 2011 at 5:28 pm by Violet.)
Being one of the lesser gods (demigods), I must say that




We are here. We are very real. You are here. Your very real ignorance makes you vulnerable and easily manipulated.




We can kill you easily.




But that is boring. So we do this instead.




Because ultimate power is always boring.




Look, we know that all of you are all like




But you see, this is what happens when you apathetic loser atheists don't have faith.




I would be very unhappy if that happened to all of you.




As then it would be like my fault and everything... it would be like not saving toddlers from drowning, or not saving up enough money in your piggy bank.



And, being both rich and a demigod, it just seems too cruel.




I hope that this post has enlightened everything for all of you




That I can't save all of the people I love from being eaten by pigs (KEEP EATING THEM FOR YOUR OWN SAKE!!!)
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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RE: The gods and your lack of faith in them
April 20, 2011 at 6:34 pm
Bacon and eggs this morning.

Pig tastes good.
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April 20, 2011 at 6:38 pm (This post was last modified: April 20, 2011 at 6:45 pm by Rayaan.)
Poll Wrote:Will you listen to this demigod and eat pig?



I will not listen to any human being pretending to be a demigod. I will only listen to myself and Allah, the most worthy of praise.
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RE: The gods and your lack of faith in them
April 20, 2011 at 6:40 pm
Pretending to be a demigod?! Such lunacy you humans posses! Angry

I am no false god. That I am currently cursed does not a human me make.
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RE: The gods and your lack of faith in them
April 20, 2011 at 7:01 pm
(April 20, 2011 at 6:38 pm)Rayaan Wrote:
Poll Wrote:Will you listen to this demigod and eat pig?



I will not listen to any human being pretending to be a demigod. I will only listen to myself and Allah, the most worthy of praise.

I will take Rayaan's share of barBQ. In trade I have some 2 year aged clover honey mead, 15% alcohol for Rayaan to enjoy... the recipe is based on one of the oldest know Nordic recipes I could find in books and on the net, but brewed using modern sanitation in glass carbides.

It is helluva strong drink! I find it wonderful with a shot of apple juice and a bit of cinnamon or orange peel.

*My wife will hold her empty glass out and call out "Mead whench.." I come over and fill her glass for her*
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RE: The gods and your lack of faith in them
April 20, 2011 at 7:27 pm
(April 20, 2011 at 6:38 pm)Rayaan Wrote: [Image: hellno.jpg]

Porcine dreading terrorist! Angel

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April 20, 2011 at 7:44 pm
Sae..Im more absurdist than atheist. It doesnt matter to me if one god exists, 2, 3, or an infinite amount of infinitely powerful deities.

As far as I am concerned, they would be the source of the absurdity, and therefore DESERVE to be revolted against.
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April 20, 2011 at 9:32 pm
Worship (large)
Heil Aerzia! ...never!
Quote:"I think it's perfectly possible to explain how the universe came about without bringing God into it, but I don't know everything, and there may well be a God somewhere, hiding away. Actually, if he is keeping out of sight, it's because he's ashamed of his followers and all the cruelty and ignorance they're responsible for promoting in his name. If I were him, I'd want nothing to do with them."
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RE: The gods and your lack of faith in them
April 20, 2011 at 9:53 pm
(April 20, 2011 at 6:38 pm)Rayaan Wrote:
Poll Wrote:Will you listen to this demigod and eat pig?



I will not listen to any human being pretending to be a demigod. I will only listen to myself and Allah, the most worthy of praise.

So basically you will only listen to yourself and the imaginary friends you have in your head...strangely anyone ELSE pretending in make believe gods should be ignored.

How is that Allah working out for you? Still agreeing and disagreeing with everything you just happen to agree and disagree with?
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RE: The gods and your lack of faith in them
April 20, 2011 at 10:37 pm
I love me some bacon, if that's some form of demigod worship.
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