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Cardinal Pell;my irony meter broke
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Cardinal Pell;my irony meter broke
Just sat down in front of the TV to have my lunch, and pickle me grandmother!-there was that slimy Cardinal George Pell.

First he said "we are judged as people by the way we confront evil,or refuse to do so" . He said that po faced,as usual, and without a hint of irony,also as usual.

George went on to claim 2000 years of Christian influence for the wonderful way Aussies responded to recent natural disasters.

I then turned off the TV,fair dinkum, nearly put me off my baked beans.Angry


I understand the notion of cognitive dissonance, but this bloke is just ridiculous. I guess unavoidable for a senior Catholic prelate.
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RE: Cardinal Pell;my irony meter broke
He's the one that said the Green Party is unholy.
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RE: Cardinal Pell;my irony meter broke
(April 21, 2011 at 10:36 pm)padraic Wrote: George went on to claim 2000 years of Christian influence for the wonderful way Aussies responded to recent natural disasters.

And the fact that they've chosen to live in a land where every living thing can easily kill you doesn't toughen you up?
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(April 21, 2011 at 10:36 pm)padraic Wrote: First he said "we are judged as people by the way we confront evil,or refuse to do so" .

He is right, as most people judge the cathaholic church as a bunch of sleazy child molestors.
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RE: Cardinal Pell;my irony meter broke
(April 21, 2011 at 11:10 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote:
(April 21, 2011 at 10:36 pm)padraic Wrote: George went on to claim 2000 years of Christian influence for the wonderful way Aussies responded to recent natural disasters.

And the fact that they've chosen to live in a land where every living thing can easily kill you doesn't toughen you up?



ROFLOL

Just a wild guess; you're not an Aussie are you.

It's perfectly safe. No chance of being eaten by a shark,as long as you stay out of the sea. The last time I went swimming at a beach was at Manly (Sydney) in 1972. Nearly fucking drowned.

These days even our crocodiles are quite tame. They make great pets and splendid watch dogs.


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RE: Cardinal Pell;my irony meter broke
Those instructions were only designed for the stereotyped blonde. How ironic Tongue
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RE: Cardinal Pell;my irony meter broke
(April 22, 2011 at 3:03 am)padraic Wrote: These days even our crocodiles are quite tame.

They should be,

They've eaten so many tourists they're too fat to chase anything now.

Wait, maybe I shouldn't have mentioned that bit.

The tourist board gets really upset.
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(April 22, 2011 at 3:03 am)padraic Wrote:
(April 21, 2011 at 11:10 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote:
(April 21, 2011 at 10:36 pm)padraic Wrote: George went on to claim 2000 years of Christian influence for the wonderful way Aussies responded to recent natural disasters.

And the fact that they've chosen to live in a land where every living thing can easily kill you doesn't toughen you up?



ROFLOL

Just a wild guess; you're not an Aussie are you.

It's perfectly safe. No chance of being eaten by a shark,as long as you stay out of the sea. The last time I went swimming at a beach was at Manly (Sydney) in 1972. Nearly fucking drowned.
I'm just going by this site. I mean, if even the birds can very well disembowel you with a single kick, and trees can explode, something is very fucked up.
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RE: Cardinal Pell;my irony meter broke
(April 21, 2011 at 10:36 pm)padraic Wrote: Just sat down in front of the TV to have my lunch, and pickle me grandmother!-there was that slimy Cardinal George Pell.

First he said "we are judged as people by the way we confront evil,or refuse to do so" . He said that po faced,as usual, and without a hint of irony,also as usual.

George went on to claim 2000 years of Christian influence for the wonderful way Aussies responded to recent natural disasters.

I then turned off the TV,fair dinkum, nearly put me off my baked beans.Angry


I understand the notion of cognitive dissonance, but this bloke is just ridiculous. I guess unavoidable for a senior Catholic prelate.


i put my hand on a hot stove and it burned! Tongue

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That must be because you didn't believe.......................................... that the stove was hot!
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