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Damned Mormons
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Sleazebags.

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/06/mormons-...ermission/

Quote:Mormons busted for luring Mexican kids with food to baptize them without parents’ permission


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I guess in the grand scope of things it is no stupider than jesus dying for everyone's fucking sins or mohammed getting dictation in a cave while he was asleep. Still, mormonism is a special class of stupid.

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/06/mormon-l...ne-exists/

Quote:Mormon leader thinks Joseph Smith’s ‘seer stones’ were real because the iPhone exists

Quote:Mormon leader Dieter Uchtdorf serves as a “Second Counselor in the First Presidency” in the church, and while the story of Smith may seem farfetched, he says he can prove it is true, because a “seer stone” is basically the same thing as an iPhone.

Quote:Uchtdorf believes that if he can do so many amazing things with his smartphone, which wasn’t announced by Apple CEO Steve Jobs until 2007, then surely God gave Smith his own smartphone in 1823 to read the secret golden plates. “If it is possible for me to access the knowledge of the world through my phone, who can question that seer stones are impossible for God?” he asked.


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The 'seer stone' was in desperate need of an OS upgrade then, since it was auto-correcting to 17th century English.
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And funny how Joe's "smart stone" completely fubarred the Book of Abraham.

When me phone is on the blink, I can tell. Weird old horny Joe was getting intelligible (being generous here) verbiage out of a totally screwed up device. Seems like a misfiring seer stone would generate gibberish or nothing.
That's why our administration has moved aggressively to secure our borders more, by hiring a record number of new border guards, by deporting twice as many criminal aliens as ever before, by cracking down on illegal hiring, by barring welfare benefits to illegal aliens . . . The jobs they hold might otherwise be held by citizens or legal immigrants. The public service they use impose burdens on our taxpayers. . . . it is wrong and ultimately self defeating for a nation of immigrants to permit the kind of abuse of our immigration laws we have seen in recent years and we must do more to stop it.   


                                                               William Jefferson Clinton
























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Gotta watch these fucktards.  This shit will spread like the Black Plague.


http://www.rawstory.com/2016/07/mega-ric...y-of-zion/

Quote:Mega-rich Mormon wants to turn Vermont farmland into prophet’s ‘City of Zion’


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LDS Church President Thomas S. Monson subpoenaed for deposition in sex abuse lawsuits
http://fox13now.com/2016/07/22/lds-churc...-lawsuits/

Quote:SALT LAKE CITY -- Attorneys have subpoenaed Thomas S. Monson, the President of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, to give a deposition in a series of lawsuits alleging sexual abuse of Navajo children who participated in a church-run placement program.

Lawyers representing four people who claim to have been sexually abused while participating in the LDS Church's "Lamanite Placement Program" or "Indian Student Placement Program" in the 1960s and 1970s issued a deposition subpoena to the church leader. FOX 13 learned of the subpoena when attorneys for the church filed in U.S. District Court in Salt Lake City to have it quashed.

It's a cryin' shame the church will probably get him out of it. Dodgy
Teenaged X-Files obsession + Bermuda Triangle episode + Self-led school research project = Atheist.
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Gee, a little molesteration in exchange for a Mormon baptism, who would fucking complain about that??

And remember, these  Lamanites are evil dark skinned people, and Mormonism is their only chance to turn caucasian and become delightful to the Lord !!

Praise Jesus Joe Smith !!!
That's why our administration has moved aggressively to secure our borders more, by hiring a record number of new border guards, by deporting twice as many criminal aliens as ever before, by cracking down on illegal hiring, by barring welfare benefits to illegal aliens . . . The jobs they hold might otherwise be held by citizens or legal immigrants. The public service they use impose burdens on our taxpayers. . . . it is wrong and ultimately self defeating for a nation of immigrants to permit the kind of abuse of our immigration laws we have seen in recent years and we must do more to stop it.   


                                                               William Jefferson Clinton
























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http://www.sltrib.com/news/4186603-155/s...eaves-lgbt

..Yeah, i don't really have words for this. Mormons are despicable, and I'm kind of ashamed that I know some in my family.
The whole tone of Church teaching in regard to woman is, to the last degree, contemptuous and degrading. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton
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An amusing take on the mormons from David Fitzgerald.





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I just love the Law of Unintended Consequences.

http://www.rawstory.com/2017/01/after-sc...an-groups/


Quote:‘After School Satan’ club starts in Mormon country — thanks to Christian groups

Quote:According to the Salt Lake Tribue, the club was approved after other Christian based clubs sprung up at the school, Patheos explained.
“If you are going to invite religion into schools you have to invite everybody,” said Chalice Blythe of the Utah chapter head for The Satanic Temple. “You can’t just say one is good and the other is bad.”
The school was forced to send home a letter to parents explaining that there was nothing they could do about the club and that it was legal and the school had no “discretion on this issue.”

Fuck jesus...but even more, fuck his followers.


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