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Flowchart: What Religion You Should Follow
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RE: Flowchart: What Religion You Should Follow
April 28, 2011 at 8:42 pm
It was intentional Fr0ds
"There ought to be a term that would designate those who actually follow the teachings of Jesus, since the word 'Christian' has been largely divorced from those teachings, and so polluted by fundamentalists that it has come to connote their polar opposite: intolerance, vindictive hatred, and bigotry." -- Philip Stater, Huffington Post

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RE: Flowchart: What Religion You Should Follow
April 29, 2011 at 12:48 am
How have none of you tasted hummus?
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RE: Flowchart: What Religion You Should Follow
April 29, 2011 at 3:59 am
I have, it's disgusting! Tongue
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RE: Flowchart: What Religion You Should Follow
April 29, 2011 at 4:12 am
(April 29, 2011 at 3:59 am)fr0d0 Wrote: I have, it's disgusting! Tongue

It is in fact rather bland, but Kichi is quite a fan of it.
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RE: Flowchart: What Religion You Should Follow
April 29, 2011 at 4:38 am (This post was last modified: April 29, 2011 at 4:40 am by KichigaiNeko.)
(April 29, 2011 at 12:48 am)thesummerqueen Wrote: How have none of you tasted hummus?

Now now...there is
Humus....shit that makes plants grow http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humus "...after all if you want to be a good gardener you have to have a sense of Humus" not my tag line folks!!

Houmous ...a paste made from chickpeas http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hummus

and

Baba-Ganoush..http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baba_ghanoush

All are DELICIOUS!! All though I wouldn't recommend eating the first. Undecided but the smell of it is just heavenly!! Blush
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RE: Flowchart: What Religion You Should Follow
April 29, 2011 at 4:44 am
So it would be..

"How many gods do you worship?"

one

"Does that god give a shit about you?"

No

"Then you are a Deist"

Amiright?
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RE: Flowchart: What Religion You Should Follow
April 30, 2011 at 6:12 am
(April 29, 2011 at 12:48 am)thesummerqueen Wrote: How have none of you tasted hummus?

Uncultured beasts!

I love the stuff!
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RE: Flowchart: What Religion You Should Follow
April 30, 2011 at 6:21 am (This post was last modified: April 30, 2011 at 6:21 am by thesummerqueen.)
It's fantastic! Flavored, plain... pita chips! I might have to buy some today.

To be fair, my ex wasn't much a fan of it either - he called it "homeless" because he said it smelled funny. Fortunately, the current lover-man has a more sophisticated palate.

Then again, I eat gefilte fish and matzos so maybe it's just me.
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RE: Flowchart: What Religion You Should Follow
April 30, 2011 at 7:04 am
I like hummus just fine and thouroughly enjoy it, however I could live without it... bacon on the other hand...
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RE: Flowchart: What Religion You Should Follow
April 30, 2011 at 2:38 pm
haha @ homeless Big Grin

Sophisticated?? Chick peas with garlic is taste? I love garlic, but chick peas are nothing to shout home about!
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