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What is your favorite super power

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What is your favorite super power
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May 1, 2011 at 8:29 pm
That's a good twist on the thread what would your superpower and superhero name be.

I'd opt for the watcher with the time traveling power or Blink maybe for the teleporting.
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May 1, 2011 at 9:44 pm
I would go with Shapeshifting.
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May 1, 2011 at 10:16 pm
(May 1, 2011 at 9:44 pm)Rhizomorph13 Wrote: I would go with Shapeshifting.

you could morph into one of those candy machines that always takes dollar bills but never dispenses the candy. You'd be makin hundreds of - quarters a day.
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May 1, 2011 at 10:21 pm
Trouble is...when he shifted back, he'd be shitting coins for days.
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May 1, 2011 at 10:59 pm
ROFLOL... call him the candy man... or the dirty quarter?
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May 1, 2011 at 11:31 pm
(May 1, 2011 at 10:21 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: Trouble is...when he shifted back, he'd be shitting coins for days.

yeah, but thats a mistake you only make one time.

He'd be learning to segue real quick. Candy machine, to bin, to bucket to change dispenser ....... on back to human with regular bowel movements.Big Grin
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May 1, 2011 at 11:38 pm
tacky Wrote:hmmmm that's always been a toughie... time travel probably with teleportation as a close second.

You kidding? Time travel would be horrible.

Teleportation would be a great rush at first, but you would lose appreciation for distance entirely and might teleport into a wall or some sort of nonsense.

SpaTem Wrote:The ability to convince any woman to have sex with you.

Fun until guilt. The destinations after that are 1: perverted 'rapist', or 2: psychological breakdown.

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May 1, 2011 at 11:39 pm
Oh, I don't know...if he controlled it well, I hear some people get off on those shock/electric toys.
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May 1, 2011 at 11:40 pm (This post was last modified: May 1, 2011 at 11:50 pm by Violet.)
(May 1, 2011 at 9:44 pm)Rhizomorph13 Wrote: I would go with Shapeshifting.

And what happens when you shift into a rock? Oops, dead.
(May 1, 2011 at 11:39 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: Oh, I don't know...if he controlled it well, I hear some people get off on those shock/electric toys.

The problem is that this thread implies *perfect control* over one's 'superpowers'. I don't hold any such faith in them.
My criticisms being noted for now... my superpower of choice is to permanently entirely customize my body according to my preference *once*. After that I wan't nothing to do with superpowers.
A final notation... my fully elaborated choice of superpower is to chart out three (female human) bodies for myself that I can shift between permanently. One for when I'm in gaming mode... another for politics/war mode... and a third for sex/happy mode Smile
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May 1, 2011 at 11:55 pm
(May 1, 2011 at 11:38 pm)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote: You kidding? Time travel would be horrible.

I'm curious what your reasoning is for this?

Why would the ability to solve the mysteries of the past, correct multitudes of wrongs, jump moments into the future to see if the decision you made was the right one -- how would that be horrible?

Imagine what you could do playing the lottery. Big Grin(truly a more selfish reason ... but still)
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