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Osama may be dead.
RE: Osama may be dead.
(May 3, 2011 at 8:16 am)DeistPaladin Wrote:
(May 3, 2011 at 1:32 am)Minimalist Wrote: Is it really necessary if you've just put a bullet in someone's fucking head? I'd think cause of death is fairly obvious, no?

Lead poisoning.

Remember Rasputin.

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(May 3, 2011 at 8:46 am)Chuck Wrote:
(May 3, 2011 at 8:16 am)DeistPaladin Wrote:
(May 3, 2011 at 1:32 am)Minimalist Wrote: Is it really necessary if you've just put a bullet in someone's fucking head? I'd think cause of death is fairly obvious, no?

Lead poisoning.

Remember Rasputin.


Rasputin kept moving.

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RE: Osama may be dead.
(May 2, 2011 at 1:26 pm)Rayaan Wrote: And did you say that a Muslim terrorist lives in the White House? O_O

I was being facetious. There are many conspiracy theorists, mainly the birthers, who think that Obama is a secret Muslim who loves Muslim terrorists (after all, his name is close to "Osama"). So, as part of the conspiracy theory, if Obama is a Muslim who secretly approves of what the terrorists are doing, why would he go after the head of the group?
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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(May 3, 2011 at 12:04 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(May 3, 2011 at 8:46 am)Chuck Wrote:
(May 3, 2011 at 8:16 am)DeistPaladin Wrote:
(May 3, 2011 at 1:32 am)Minimalist Wrote: Is it really necessary if you've just put a bullet in someone's fucking head? I'd think cause of death is fairly obvious, no?

Lead poisoning.

Remember Rasputin.


Rasputin kept moving.

I wouldn't mind if Bin Laden survived the gun shot wound, felt every cut during the autopsy, knew he was unceremoniously placed on a board and tip over the side, and gasped out his last, spasming as sea water filled his lungs, blacking out on his last mortal thought "where are the virgins?"


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(May 3, 2011 at 3:39 pm)fr0d0 Wrote: [Image: fryladen.jpg]

Would you rather we strung him up on a gas station Like Il Duce?
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RE: Osama may be dead.
I thought the two shots wasn't enough. Why not shoot him once, somewhere it's gonna fucking hurt, like the balls. Then tie him up in a bag, have all the lads on the ship punch and kick the shit out of him, then chuck him over board where he drowns.
Or does anyone have a better idea of how to dispose of him?
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence - Carl Sagan

Mankind's intelligence walks hand in hand with it's stupidity.

Being an atheist says nothing about your overall intelligence, it just means you don't believe in god. Atheists can be as bright as any scientist and as stupid as any creationist.

You never really know just how stupid someone is, until you've argued with them.
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RE: Osama may be dead.
(May 3, 2011 at 4:14 pm)Ace Otana Wrote: I thought the two shots wasn't enough. Why not shoot him once, somewhere it's gonna fucking hurt, like the balls. Then tie him up in a bag, have all the lads on the ship punch and kick the shit out of him, then chuck him over board where he drowns.
Or does anyone have a better idea of how to dispose of him?

Why not ask the christians? Their very symbol of divine revelation is an instrument of torture so punishing that the word excruciating had to be invented to accommodate the expansion of the concept. They have been very skilled throughout history in imagining and implementing horrendously torturous death in the name of the prince of peace, taking almost erotic delight in the exercise.
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RE: Osama may be dead.
(May 3, 2011 at 4:14 pm)Ace Otana Wrote: I thought the two shots wasn't enough. Why not shoot him once, somewhere it's gonna fucking hurt, like the balls. Then tie him up in a bag, have all the lads on the ship punch and kick the shit out of him, then chuck him over board where he drowns.
Or does anyone have a better idea of how to dispose of him?

Fire fights, I am sure, can get pretty messy and emotionional. If I ran into the room with an M16 and saw Bin Laden standing in front of me I would have done what I was trained to do. Aim at the lower part of the torso, and pull the trigger until the gun recoiled all the way up to his head to ensure his death.

What better feeling than to be an American that can actually think to himself "I personally killed Bin Laden"?

Of course this is anti-climactic for everyone else, but I can understand the reality of the situation...especially if you were personally harmed by this man with the death of a loved one. Luckily, I didnt have anyone close to me die during 9/11. I also remember seeing footage of my fellow union brothers (Iron workers local in this situation) run in to rescue people since they already had so much construction safety equipment on already. They ran in, and 10 minutes later the building colapsed on them. I dont know how many they saved, or who made it out or not, but I cried hard that day. I was on my way up to work in Boston on that day, and I was planning on stopping in New York to say "hi" to the guys in the electrical union on the way. I was stuck in Connecticut because the Jersey Turnpike was closed for the entire day. I remember setting in the bar of the motel, feeling helpless, worthless, and trapped because I couldnt go forwards or backwards the entire day. I called New Yorks local and offered my services for free, they told me not to even try as the entire area is secured and they will not let me in. But that feeling was NOTHING compared to those who lost much, much more.
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