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May 20, 2011 at 1:26 am
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RE: Assholes
May 20, 2011 at 2:18 am
jesusfuckingchrist - their stupidity truly knows no bounds. I mean how the hell can anyone be so goddamn retarded? Doesn't history teach these imbeciles anything?!?

Do they not know that even the majority of their fellow jesus-eating fundies think they're wrong?? I mean that's gotta tell you something doesn't it??


You know you should re-evaluate your position when even the stupidest people in the world think you're a nutjob.
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May 20, 2011 at 2:37 am
Quote:Doesn't history teach these imbeciles anything?!?


History can teach nothing if you ignore it and just read the stupid fucking bible.
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May 20, 2011 at 2:47 am
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RE: Assholes
May 20, 2011 at 3:03 am
Hey, on May 22nd maybe the kids will abandon their parents and become atheists. At least something good comes out of it.

Parents like these need psychological care. Imagine the crap their kids have to suffer through.
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May 20, 2011 at 3:22 am
@Min

I truly hope there will be a follow up article on this douchbag. If you see one in the days following the 21st can you post it on here.

Don't really care what the douchebag has to say - just really what the kids have to say.



Obviously I'm assuming Min that you won't be sucked up by christ's giant soul vacuum in the sky.
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RE: Assholes
May 20, 2011 at 5:44 am
There's three atheists in the making.

Especially after tomorrow.

4 Horsemen

(The four "my little pony" men of the Apocrapolypse)
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If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71.
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May 20, 2011 at 11:48 am
(May 20, 2011 at 3:22 am)Cinjin Cain Wrote: @Min

I truly hope there will be a follow up article on this douchbag. If you see one in the days following the 21st can you post it on here.

Don't really care what the douchebag has to say - just really what the kids have to say.



Obviously I'm assuming Min that you won't be sucked up by christ's giant soul vacuum in the sky.


That DOES seem like a fairly safe bet.

Big Grin

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May 20, 2011 at 1:56 pm
“My mom has told me directly that I’m not going to get into heaven,” Grace Haddad, 16, said. “At first it was really upsetting, but it’s what she honestly believes.”

"Mom, you're a cunt."
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May 20, 2011 at 1:56 pm



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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