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reverendjeremiah · July 2, 2011 at 12:43 pm

Granted: but the magic pudding then becomes a turtle with a taste for plastic bags.

I wish I had an endless tank of gasoline in my car

The Magic Pudding · July 2, 2011 at 1:01 pm

(July 2, 2011 at 12:43 pm)reverendjeremiah Wrote: Granted: but the magic pudding then becomes a turtle with a taste for plastic bags.

I wish I had an endless tank of gasoline in my car

It drags and sparks and you burn.
I'd like some pants, tasteful, something that would go with my hat.

Violet · July 2, 2011 at 7:05 pm

Granted, you receive some chic jeans and some spaghetti... but before you get a chance to taste your meal a leopluridon crawls over and eats your hat (and spaghetti!).

**Autumnlicious** · July 2, 2011 at 11:57 pm

I wish Sae would complete her posts. Dodgy

reverendjeremiah · July 3, 2011 at 1:01 am

(July 2, 2011 at 11:57 pm)Moros Synackaon Wrote: I wish Sae would complete her posts.

Granted: but you suddenly realize that you have given Sae the power to use YOUR HANDS to type all of her future posts.

I wish I could get a grip

The Magic Pudding · July 3, 2011 at 1:40 am

(July 3, 2011 at 1:01 am)reverendjeremiah Wrote: I wish I could get a grip

You have a grip on a knife.
You're waiting for your crumpet to cook.
It's cooked but it's stuck.
Gripped knife is inserted into toaster.
Grip on knife remains strong, but your hand is blackening.

I'd like a crumpet with marg and honey please.

**Autumnlicious** · July 3, 2011 at 1:50 am

Granted, but the crumpet contains superglue and the butter contains tylenol. You end up with an acetomenophin overdose, you butter abusing fatty!

I wish my ass would stop shooting fire after Chipotle.

reverendjeremiah · (This post was last modified: July 3, 2011 at 12:15 pm by reverendjeremiah.)

(July 3, 2011 at 1:50 am)Moros Synackaon Wrote: I wish my ass would stop shooting fire after Chipotle.

Granted: The burning lava poo-poo now comes out of your nose.

I wish I had a Harem

Violet · July 3, 2011 at 2:38 pm

Granted, but all of the women in that harem are clones of me without my personality.

And the men all have gonorrhea.

Syna Wrote:I wish Sae would complete her posts.

Now don't be silly... if I did then

I wish I wasn't faster than my fingers can type. You are all slow, remember.

reverendjeremiah · July 3, 2011 at 4:05 pm

Granted: Saes fingers now move so fast that she eventually breaks the light barrier causing all of the atoms in here fingers to line up into a straight line and anihilate one another causing a chain reaction tha eventuall cause Sae to go up in a ball of fire, leaving behind a distinct mushroom shaped cloud.

I wish my dick was bigger than a Vienna sausage

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