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Apparently you can be a gay bishop.

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Apparently you can be a gay bishop.
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Apparently you can be a gay bishop.
July 2, 2011 at 4:43 am
Just as long as you dont actually DO any gaying.

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RE: Apparently you can be a gay bishop.
July 2, 2011 at 7:30 am
It's ok to be a thief just as long as you don't do any thieving. Hmm... I guess that works.
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RE: Apparently you can be a gay bishop.
July 2, 2011 at 7:53 am
Strange mad world we're in. Just seems to get crazier every day. I used to think the world made complete sense, until humanity's madness proved otherwise.
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence - Carl Sagan

Mankind's intelligence walks hand in hand with it's stupidity.

Being an atheist says nothing about your overall intelligence, it just means you don't believe in god. Atheists can be as bright as any scientist and as stupid as any creationist.

You never really know just how stupid someone is, until you've argued with them.
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RE: Apparently you can be a gay bishop.
July 2, 2011 at 2:13 pm
You can be gay just don't act gay, thus said the lord.
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RE: Apparently you can be a gay bishop.
July 2, 2011 at 2:20 pm
You can be a catholic bishop as long as you don't butt fuck the altar boys.....or even if you do!
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RE: Apparently you can be a gay bishop.
July 2, 2011 at 2:22 pm
I was married by a gay Episcopal priest by the name of Father Hooker.

No joke.

The marriage didn't last, but the goodwill remained.
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RE: Apparently you can be a gay bishop.
July 3, 2011 at 9:48 pm
You can do what you like with the altar boys.

It's okay to pay $20 in an alley for a quick bj.

Just don't be out-in-the-open or obvious at all about a consenting adult male in a loving relationship with you. That would be WRONG.
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RE: Apparently you can be a gay bishop.
July 3, 2011 at 10:22 pm
(July 3, 2011 at 9:48 pm)BethK Wrote: You can do what you like with the altar boys.

It's okay to pay $20 in an alley for a quick bj.

Just don't be out-in-the-open or obvious at all about a consenting adult male in a loving relationship with you. That would be WRONG.

I wouldn't call it a loving relationship. More like fuck buddies.

And it isn't wrong in the slightest. Why would anyone think it so?
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RE: Apparently you can be a gay bishop.
July 4, 2011 at 2:19 am
Just a different way to eat the Jesus meat.
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