I still reckon there's a market for halal bacon.....
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If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71.
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I'm not eating. YAY!
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 If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71.  (August 4, 2011 at 7:50 am)Zen Badger Wrote: I still reckon there's a market for halal bacon..... Satanist muslims?
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RE: I'm not eating. YAY!
August 4, 2011 at 10:40 am
(This post was last modified: August 4, 2011 at 10:41 am by The Grand Nudger.)
Islam is one of the sub-groups of religion that can spawn Literal Satanists, yeah. You have to accept belief in Satan to be this type of Satanist (yes I know that modern satanism is not representative of this). Only so many books you can open and find that old dragon nowadays.
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 (August 1, 2011 at 6:21 pm)Rayaan Wrote: You have to stop eating just before sunrise. The fasting is essentially from sunrise to sunset, and of course, the time varies depending on where you live. Indeed it varies. I invite you to go up into the arctic circle, where the sun set can occur 6 month after sun rise. Happy starving to death for Allah. RE: I'm not eating. YAY!
August 4, 2011 at 2:13 pm
(This post was last modified: August 4, 2011 at 2:14 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Rayaan has already explained this. The provisions of a cosmic mandate are subject to local variations in angle of orientation, due to the orbit of the earth. You shouldn't be living where these commandments cannot be followed. At the very least, you should consider a move. (Packs his bags for Alaska)
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
Yeah, you could just move to a part of the earth with very little sunlight during Ramadan and pretty much avoid the "fasting" all together!
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Ramadam, minus the superstition, is a way of eradicating addictions. There is nothing mystical about it and it has nothing to do with devils. You can lose addictions using will power. Or you can be a muslim and have will power replaced with life-long spoon-fed toilet training from the nanny. But that would make life so dull.
Damn muslims, if they would only accept christ's teachings and lose all the superstitious baggage eh Hannah.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
 (August 1, 2011 at 5:35 pm)Rayaan Wrote: Because it's Ramadan. Why do you have to do it? It makes no sense.  A man is born to a virgin mother, lives, dies, comes alive again and then disappears into the clouds to become his Dad. How likely is that?
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