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How The Hell Can The Bible Be Compatible With Evolution?

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How The Hell Can The Bible Be Compatible With Evolution?
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RE: How The Hell Can The Bible Be Compatible With Evolution?
August 7, 2011 at 11:46 am
Is this a multi-option / multi-answer question?

Can I use a "phone a friend" option here?
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RE: How The Hell Can The Bible Be Compatible With Evolution?
August 7, 2011 at 12:58 pm
(August 7, 2011 at 11:00 am)Emanuel Wrote:
(August 7, 2011 at 10:47 am)Atheist Jew Wrote: But isn't the Bible supposed to be entirely true?
By 'true' as in "literally true"?



No, by "true" as in "not a pile of superstitious shit."
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RE: How The Hell Can The Bible Be Compatible With Evolution?
August 7, 2011 at 1:27 pm


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RE: How The Hell Can The Bible Be Compatible With Evolution?
August 7, 2011 at 1:29 pm
We need more of those videos, D-P.

You had some great ones.
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RE: How The Hell Can The Bible Be Compatible With Evolution?
August 7, 2011 at 2:04 pm
Sad My sound's not working with it...
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RE: How The Hell Can The Bible Be Compatible With Evolution?
August 7, 2011 at 2:21 pm
Haha

Ignorance = always an atheists best defence. Must try harder DP.
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RE: How The Hell Can The Bible Be Compatible With Evolution?
August 7, 2011 at 2:23 pm
Failure to provide any indication of his own position or make a positive claim, the deists best defence, oops, I'm sorry, the "Christians" best defense.
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RE: How The Hell Can The Bible Be Compatible With Evolution?
August 7, 2011 at 2:25 pm
QED







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RE: How The Hell Can The Bible Be Compatible With Evolution?
August 7, 2011 at 8:25 pm
(August 7, 2011 at 2:21 pm)fr0d0 Wrote: Haha

Ignorance = always an atheists best defence. Must try harder DP.
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Bar none - that is the MOST inaccurate statement I've read in the last two months.

Atheists have proven time and time again that they know FAR more about the Bible than 90% of you christians.

What exactly in DP's video showed ignorance?

You can go ahead and try much harder. Or is this just your usual mouth sewage?
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RE: How The Hell Can The Bible Be Compatible With Evolution?
August 7, 2011 at 10:47 pm
"New Earthers" are your answer.
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