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'Early wood' samples reshape plant history
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You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid. Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis. RE: 'Early wood' samples reshape plant history
August 16, 2011 at 1:04 pm
(This post was last modified: August 16, 2011 at 1:07 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Good to see that they've found samples for this theory. Fascinating stuff really. As a plant grows taller it becomes more difficult to bring water to the top. You've got transpirational pull, and densities of salts, but that only gets you so far up. Having a firm core or outer stem to contract against makes moving water up a little easier. Without a mechanism to transport water to ever increasing heights, you would not need wood as support. I love how elegant this response was. Plants able to form a denser stem or core would have been able to grow taller, and then plants that could arrange this tissue into a more sturdy support would grow yet taller. It's a biological arms race. They're trying to kill each other.
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Some creationist fucktard will show up momentarily to explain how their sky-daddy made trees exactly as they are 6,000 years ago.
Should be good for some laughs. RE: 'Early wood' samples reshape plant history
August 16, 2011 at 2:20 pm
(This post was last modified: August 16, 2011 at 2:21 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Yeah trees wage quiet wars for centuries sometimes. They even try to grow into each others roots and drain their competitors of water. Smother him from above, drink him dry from below. It only ends when one or the other is dead. Comforting to know that this sort of malevolence can occur without consciousness, isn't it..lol.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
"As they listened, they began to understand the lives of the Forest, apart from themselves, indeed to feel themselves as the strangers where all other things were at home. [...] Tom's words laid bare the hearts of trees and their thoughts, which were dark and strange, and filled with a hatred of things that go free upon the earth, gnawing, biting, breaking, hacking, burning: destroyers and usurpers. It was not called the Old Forest without reason, for it was indeed ancient, a survivor of vast forgotten woods; and in there lived yet, ageing no quicker than the hills, the fathers of the fathers of trees, remembering times when they were lords. The countless years had filled them with pride and rooted wisdom, and with malice." --- The Fellowship of the Ring
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