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August 29, 2011 at 3:11 pm
Growing a healthy crop of hair helps too. There should be an unbroken trail from the top of your head extending out and over the knuckles, all the way down to the tops of the toes. Any interruption in the orderly flow of scrub from top to tip (including foreskin) is a man foul.
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August 29, 2011 at 3:12 pm
(August 29, 2011 at 3:11 pm)Rhythm Wrote: (including foreskin) is a man foul.
this amused me.
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August 29, 2011 at 3:14 pm
Aaaaannnd.... that is why I could never stand being a man *shuddering in disgust*.
You all make filth sound so easy  But it's really a lot of work, I find.
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August 29, 2011 at 3:14 pm
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Gotta keep the insertion apparatus in tip top shape covered with dry lubricant. Gives you that last inch that helps make the difference between a male or female child.
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August 29, 2011 at 3:16 pm
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August 29, 2011 at 3:16 pm
(August 29, 2011 at 3:14 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Gotta keep the insertion apparatus in tip top shape covered with dry lubricant. Gives you that last inch that helps make the difference between a male or female child.
I find it funny that you need lubricant
Is your wife trans or something? 
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August 29, 2011 at 3:17 pm
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August 29, 2011 at 3:19 pm
If you'd ever seen the size of my wife's piece you wouldn't have to ask. Missy has a bigger inseam than I do. That's what happens when you surrender to the life of a kept man.
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August 29, 2011 at 3:23 pm
hmm... interesting
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RE: King of the hill thread, win a prize.
August 29, 2011 at 3:27 pm
(August 29, 2011 at 3:19 pm)Rhythm Wrote: If you'd ever seen the size of my wife's piece you wouldn't have to ask. Missy has a bigger inseam than I do. That's what happens when you surrender to the life of a kept man.
So your wife has a bigger penis than you do?
I had no idea rhythm... but I love it 
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