Best Geek Joke

[Cinjin]

Ain't nothing wrong with being a musician and understanding it... I do just fine.

Ah yes, two very important factors: One, I said cool musician and Two, getting paid weekly as a musician is really the qualification - not diddlin around in the basement and going to open mic night once a month to play three songs.




I can't say a whole hell of a lot though --- I am kind of a graphics geek.

[frankiej]

You can't make a living as a musician where I live anyway... The money you get for gigs here is almost nothing... And there is nothing else a musician can do around here other than gig. But, I make do.

[Cinjin]

I'm hosting an open mic tonight for a fellow musician friend of mine. The going rate around here for that is $150 a night plus drinks and tips. I usually make about $300 on a Friday or Saturday and on a good month, I can pull in $1200. Not bad for supplemental.

Sorry. I just pulled a Back to geek jokes...


Why did the Comp. Engineer get X-mas and Halloween mixed up? Answer: Because Oct(31) == Dec(25)!

[frankiej]

I have hosted a couple of open mic nights... but here you only get free drinks all night for doing so. So, you have to drink lots to make it worth it.


A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila

You know it's love when you memorize her IP number to skip DNS overhead

Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted

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CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/n)?

[Cinjin]

I have hosted a couple of open mic nights... but here you only get free drinks all night for doing so. So, you have to drink lots to make it worth it.

Fuck that! You need to get the local musicians on board. We all kind of have an unofficial union of sorts to keep people from driving the prices down. Some assbag goes in and plays all night for 50 bucks and drinks - that wrecks it for all of us. Plus, you usually get what you pay for. Shitty players don't charge much at all because the know they can't - and eventually, they won't be getting any call backs from the local pubs because their patrons complain about the shitty entertainment.

Back on track:

[Rayaan]

Q: Why did the computer cross the road?
A: Because it wanted to crash.

Q: How can you tell if your computer is confused?
A: It shows a blank screen.

Q: What happened when the computer fell on the floor?
A: It slipped a disk.

Q: How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day?
A: Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."

Q: Why was there a bug in the computer?
A: Because it wanted to take a byte out of the computer.