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I hire Christians to do Web Design
#21
RE: I hire Christians to do Web Design
(September 10, 2011 at 6:41 am)FutureAndAHope Wrote: When I was praying there were two things that were quite amazing. The first was God told me one of my previous clients would come accross and want me to workk for them. Secondly I heard God say ...

I totally understand man.

This morning god told me to have fried eggs and you know what .... I told him to fuck off and I ate a donut!


Hey free wills a bitch aint it!
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#22
RE: I hire Christians to do Web Design
(September 11, 2011 at 4:10 am)Cinjin Wrote:
(September 10, 2011 at 6:41 am)FutureAndAHope Wrote: When I was praying there were two things that were quite amazing. The first was God told me one of my previous clients would come accross and want me to workk for them. Secondly I heard God say ...

I totally understand man.

This morning god told me to have fried eggs and you know what .... I told him to fuck off and I ate a donut!


Hey free wills a bitch aint it!


Worship

I just told someone last night that if they wanted something sugar coated they could eat a doughnut!

Devil
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#23
RE: I hire Christians to do Web Design
(September 11, 2011 at 4:20 am)aleialoura Wrote:
(September 11, 2011 at 4:10 am)Cinjin Wrote:
(September 10, 2011 at 6:41 am)FutureAndAHope Wrote: When I was praying there were two things that were quite amazing. The first was God told me one of my previous clients would come accross and want me to workk for them. Secondly I heard God say ...

I totally understand man.

This morning god told me to have fried eggs and you know what .... I told him to fuck off and I ate a donut!


Hey free wills a bitch aint it!


Worship

I just told someone last night that if they wanted something sugar coated they could eat a doughnut!

Devil
Look at this video about a donut:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWx6uA5aCrE
That must mean that God connected you two telepathically. You should marry and have holy god babies. I'll become ordained and perform the ceremony.

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#24
RE: I hire Christians to do Web Design
(September 10, 2011 at 6:41 am)FutureAndAHope Wrote: Hi Guys,

How many of you guys are into website design?

I'm a web developer, give me your work! I can pretend to be Christian if that helps.
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#25
RE: I hire Christians to do Web Design
I wonder how one would distinguish between someone who is a christian, and someone who is only pretending to be a christian Thinking
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#26
RE: I hire Christians to do Web Design
You hold up a mirror to them and if there's no reflection they are a Christian.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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#27
RE: I hire Christians to do Web Design
(September 11, 2011 at 10:23 pm)Rhythm Wrote: I wonder how one would distinguish between someone who is a christian, and someone who is only pretending to be a christian Thinking

The former is a disgrace to mankind, the latter merely a disgrace to himself.


(September 10, 2011 at 6:41 am)FutureAndAHope Wrote: Hi Guys,

How many of you guys are into website design? I have recently started up my own business, and it is a lot of fun, but is hard work.

I am actually a Christian my self, and like to employ Christian workers. It was interesting when I first started out in business that the day my site actually went live was the 4th of July, American independence day, I felt like it was God's way of saying I am giving you independence from the past and giving you a new and better future.

When I was praying there were two things that were quite amazing. The first was God told me one of my previous clients would come accross and want me to workk for them. And they did, and no one else did, and I did not tell them I was leaving, they just asked me. It happened just as God predicted. Secondly I heard God say, I am moving you to england, I had no idea what it ment, but a day or so latter my first client who actually had work done came from the UK (england). So I just think God is a really cool bloke to have around.

I am a web designer too. God told me I won't get my first client until I shove a mouse up your ass and pull it out of your mouth.
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#28
RE: I hire Christians to do Web Design
(if you're in the U.S) Isn't hiring people based on religion kind of illegal? (I would assume it is but with the way this country is going you can never quite know)
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#29
RE: I hire Christians to do Web Design
[sarcasm]It doesn't matter if it's illegal - his god told him it was okay. The laws of the country you're in don't matter at bit. Besides, he might get contaminated if he's around people he don't think exactly like he does. [/sarcasm]

Religion is not the answer-it is the problem. Everything considered, we would be better off without it.~Baubles of Blasphemy~Edwin F. Kagin

"Much better to have the ability to think critically, than the ability to quote scripture. One says you have a functioning mind. The other says you're a parrot." -- The Secular Buddhist
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#30
RE: I hire Christians to do Web Design
Quote:The laws of the country you're in don't matter at bit.


Quite right,if it's good enough for the Pope it's good enough for the rest of us. IE he seems to believe canon law trumps civil law*,That makes it right and proper to protect priests who sodomise litte boys..No, I'm comparing child abuse with discrimination in employment,but the self-serving arrogance is the same.

@Futureandhope: Why on earth did you boast about your anti-atheist bigotry on an atheist forum? Did it not occur that your attitude might annoy some people here? Thinking


*Reference:"The Case Of The Pope', Geoffrey Robertson.
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