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Answer Me This?
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(September 13, 2011 at 3:06 am)aleialoura Wrote: [Image: jesusfb.png]

My dad took it one step further and once told me that Jesus is not only the answer for all things ... "he's all I need."


Cool, cause I was tired of working for money to pay the bills and buy clothes. I can wear Jesus around, and make him into a roof over my head and I can inject him into my best friend to cure his heart disease and I can eat him when I'm hungry and most importantly ... I can use him as a tired cop-out when someone tells me about other people's misery. "Hey, my meager amount of money can't help you ... what you need is Jesus, he's all you'll ever need."

Jesus makes is a lot easier to send desperate people on their way with a tired cliche and still feel totally awesome about myself!
Well-whadayaknow! Jesus IS all I need.
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(September 13, 2011 at 7:03 am)thesummerqueen Wrote: Personally, I don't want to know anyone who doesn't know and recognize Thor.

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See, I feel I know him and have an intensely personal relationship with him. Y'all couldn't know about this, as it usually plays out on the back of my eyelids. And by "know," I mean it in the Biblical sense.

Maybe that's what she meant?

Ah, Chris Hemsworth. Quite an attractive man... He is stupidly ripped...

I think a personal relationship with him would be far better than with Jesus
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(September 13, 2011 at 9:58 am)frankiej Wrote:
(September 13, 2011 at 7:03 am)thesummerqueen Wrote: Personally, I don't want to know anyone who doesn't know and recognize Thor.

[Image: thor_movie_chris_hemsworth_as_thor-t2.jpg]

See, I feel I know him and have an intensely personal relationship with him. Y'all couldn't know about this, as it usually plays out on the back of my eyelids. And by "know," I mean it in the Biblical sense.

Maybe that's what she meant?

Ah, Chris Hemsworth. Quite an attractive man... He is stupidly ripped...

I think a personal relationship with him would be far better than with Jesus

Gets my vote Heart
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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#14
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Give me a Norseman any day.

Except the enormously tall and weird Viking that kept trying to grope me at Shamrockfest a while back when we were all bopping about to Flogging Molly. Wtf was he doing there anyway?
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Yeah, you see, the way I look at it is that it isn't gay for me to find him attractive... I don't think of myself as gay or straight... I just imagine that if I found a man that I found very attractive I would probably sleep with him... It just turns out that I find far more females that I would rather sleep with Wink
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(September 13, 2011 at 10:12 am)thesummerqueen Wrote: Give me a Norseman any day.

Except the enormously tall and weird Viking that kept trying to grope me at Shamrockfest a while back when we were all bopping about to Flogging Molly. Wtf was he doing there anyway?

Enjoying the scenery???

So did you groope him back?? Would be the decent thing to do...with an axe?? Cool Shades
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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#17
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I believe my great, great, great, great, great, great gran was from Norway... But, that bares no impact on anything...
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(September 13, 2011 at 10:12 am)thesummerqueen Wrote: Wtf was he doing there anyway?

Same as always, looking for something to steal. Angel

I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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Ahhh, Flogging Molly. I carried Matt Hensley, drunk to unconsciousness, out of the Irish pub where I managed security.
Trying to update my sig ...
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#20
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Slight Hijack

:Bwahahahaha:

Still drooling over Chris Hemsworth : Aussie AND a Leo to boot!! Heart
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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