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RE: Alabama judge says "jail or church?"
September 23, 2011 at 7:23 pm
(September 23, 2011 at 7:09 pm)bozo Wrote: I'd choose that over grovelling in church for a year!
They failed to mention any rule that says you have to listen to any of it. They failed to mention any rule regarding you questioning every fuck that comes out of their mouths. So, yeah...ok I'll go to church....but you'll wish I never went.
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RE: Alabama judge says "jail or church?"
September 23, 2011 at 7:24 pm
The judge is basically saying either go to jail and risk being raped, or go to church and be subjected to "mind rape" instead.
Tough call.
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RE: Alabama judge says "jail or church?"
September 23, 2011 at 7:45 pm
Church for a year? What the hell is that going to do?
I read this today and immediately looked for a blunt object to bash my fucking skull open.
Religion is like a Penis, you shouldn't whip it out in public and you shouldn't shove it down your child's throat.
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RE: Alabama judge says "jail or church?"
September 23, 2011 at 7:46 pm
(September 23, 2011 at 7:39 pm)I_Blaspheme Wrote: (September 23, 2011 at 6:04 pm)Ace Otana Wrote: Bring ear plugs. Or an ipod, some kind of mp3 player.
Screw that, bring bagpipes... Or a leafblower.
Or air horn. Blow it every time the bastard speaks. Fart cushions? Radio with John lennon "Imagine" on?
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RE: Alabama judge says "jail or church?"
September 23, 2011 at 7:57 pm
I thought jail is where you find Jesus. It sort of defeats the purpose, eh?
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RE: Alabama judge says "jail or church?"
September 23, 2011 at 8:17 pm
Alabama judges have a history of saying questionable shit. I'm not surprised at all on this one.
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