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RE: Bachmann Can't Pony Up
September 27, 2011 at 1:04 pm
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Hey epi...."High five vanilla face!"
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Bachmann Can't Pony Up
September 27, 2011 at 5:33 pm
(September 27, 2011 at 12:59 pm)Shell B Wrote: Don't you dare put someone else's head over my boobs.
He's pissed he hasn't learned how to take screencaps in hang out, or we'd both be in his file.
Rhythm, I'll wear the army shirt and boxers again if you leave Shell intact without my ugly mug against her rack.
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RE: Bachmann Can't Pony Up
September 27, 2011 at 5:55 pm
Press the print screen button and then open a paint file. Click in the box on the paint file and press ctrl and v at the same time, Rhythm. You're welcome.
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RE: Bachmann Can't Pony Up
September 27, 2011 at 5:58 pm
::wipes the sweat off his forehead::
Great, now I can disassemble this massive rube goldberg contraption of the the right of the screen.
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RE: Bachmann Can't Pony Up
September 27, 2011 at 6:14 pm
Summer, your mug is not ugly. I am sure it would look great on my rack. Just not sure how thrilled I am that there is a whole thread of pictures full of my face, but all he wants is my rack and your face. All I am is a set of boobs. *stamps foot* /kidding
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RE: Bachmann Can't Pony Up
September 27, 2011 at 6:23 pm
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Don't forget the teeth. (important to a guy from KY)
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Bachmann Can't Pony Up
September 27, 2011 at 8:59 pm
Rhythm, I need you to forward that file. I was at work all day and missed it; I am afraid of sliding into the depression I felt last time I was in this thread and, much as I want to put in my two cents in Summer's new thread, I am finding the sorrow at missing Shell's breasts twice now is overwhelming me enough that Statler is starting to seem normal.
Please help.
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RE: Bachmann Can't Pony Up
September 27, 2011 at 9:06 pm
Never let it be said that a man ever loved a girl for her brain more than her breasts. Geez.
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RE: Bachmann Can't Pony Up
September 27, 2011 at 9:07 pm
Christ. This is the last time. It's just cleavage. You're on the internet for crying out loud. You can get plenty of real boobage.
You have five minutes before it disappears forever.
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RE: Bachmann Can't Pony Up
September 27, 2011 at 9:07 pm
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Oh, I love Shell just fine for her brains, but those get shown off all over this place-unlike certain other assets.
Ahhhh, but that cleavage is not all over the net (or, it wasn't), and it is attached to you. The world is beautiful again!!!!!
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