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Homosexuals and Heaven

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Homosexuals and Heaven
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#461
RE: Homosexuals and Heaven
November 8, 2011 at 3:30 pm
[pats Eld's head gently]

There will be others, my love, there will be others.
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#462
RE: Homosexuals and Heaven
November 8, 2011 at 3:31 pm
Did you get a tingly feeling when you watched that El D?
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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#463
RE: Homosexuals and Heaven
November 8, 2011 at 3:33 pm
This is bullshit. Having the most fun I've had here in weeks, and the plug gets pulled.
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#464
RE: Homosexuals and Heaven
November 8, 2011 at 3:34 pm
Sweetheart, you can go chase him around with a broom in the Pit. Run along now.
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#465
RE: Homosexuals and Heaven
November 8, 2011 at 3:40 pm
'Jesus paid my bill on the cross'

Vicarious redemption, the least noble of all biblical shit. Can't you stomach your own responsibilities?
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#466
RE: Homosexuals and Heaven
November 8, 2011 at 3:43 pm
No. They can't. Another reason I abhor Christianity. And they're worse than the Jews because they like to play the martyr but can't stand the necessary flogging.
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RE: Homosexuals and Heaven
November 8, 2011 at 4:11 pm
When I read that miserable idiot's response to my post I thought all the capillaries in my eyeballs were going to burst. It actually made me a little emotional, not because I found any profound and moving truth in it, of course. It literally turned my stomach and I became so furious that I thought it best to take a moment to reflect and calm myself before responding. So when I came back I was glad to see that this insufferable, deluded, hateful piece of trash had been dealt with.
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