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Book of Unicorn
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Book of Unicorn
So I just found a magical book about Unicorns, it was written by the Unicorns before they left earth. It was buried in my back yard.
Unicorns used to rule the earth. They got too powerful so they grew wings and flew into space to rule us from afar.
The Unicorns say they will return if we don't follow their rules. They have a few commandments.

No one will worship anything but the Unicorn.
You must obey the Book of Unicorn.
That the "Holy Bible" was created by Dualcorns to deceive the humans. So you cannot believe in it.
You cannot say the word dinkledorf
If you don't follow these rules they will fly down and spear your soul which means a life of spearing once your physical body dies.

There once was a Unicorn(without its horn) that lived on earth called Jebus.
He was the offspring of a horse and a Unicorn. People remember seeing a horse with no horn so that was Jebus. I even have pictures of horses.

Oh and if you carbon date my Unicorn book that won't matter, it states in the Book that is is immune to all chemical tests.

Prove to me that this Unicorn Book I found is not the real word of the Unicorn Gods.
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#2
RE: Book of Unicorn
Very odd indeed, I've also found exactly such a text. That's independent corroboration right there.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Book of Unicorn
Oh mystic and powerful Unicorns, have mercy on me, your true and righteous servant!

I don't care if it's true or false. I don't want an eternity of spearing when I die... so I am a believer!
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RE: Book of Unicorn
Look, even Ryft acknowledges the Invisible Pink Unicorn (blessed be her hooves).
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RE: Book of Unicorn
Excuse me, I'm a member of Church Of The Yogage. I find this thread offensive to my beliefs. I believe in the mighty Yoga Lord as laid down by the prophet frankiej (haggis be upon him).
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RE: Book of Unicorn
INFIDELS!!
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#7
RE: Book of Unicorn
You're all infidels.

I love my birth religion so much that on this eve of the new year... I'm stripping and going to sleep.

Blaspheme away.
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RE: Book of Unicorn
(September 28, 2011 at 7:41 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: ... I'm stripping and going to sleep.

Blaspheme away.

umm ... religion is dumb ... lets talk more about naked girls!
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RE: Book of Unicorn
Let's worship naked girls.
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#10
RE: Book of Unicorn
Sure, we'll talk about it...I'm for 'em!
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