Hey is that Jesus?

[Napoléon]

You have to inspire a winter holiday as your birthday even though your birthday isn't even in the winter. Now that takes some serious skill.

[reverendjeremiah]

Hmm... I think I want to become a Christ. I wonder what qualifications are needed.

hypocrisy, egomaniac, god complex, unwillingness to work, mooch, authoritarian, preachy, and a babbler who belittles people who cannot understand your parables because you purposefully made them not to be understood.

...that would be a good start...

[frankiej]

Well, this might take some work.

[reverendjeremiah]

You would also have to hate your mother, talk to the sky like its your father, demand that people who follow you must hate and abandon their families, demand that people who disbelieve in you be brought to your feet and slain, and tell people that if they follow you then they can heal people by touching them, speak in babble tongues, roll around on the floor, and cast out devils.

[frankiej]

Well, I already hate my mother... I suppose I can start talking to the sky.

[ElDinero]

'Gays - do we need 'em?'

[reverendjeremiah]

'Gays - do we need 'em?'

WOW! that came out FAR from right field.

[Minimalist]

"Bloody peasant!"


( I'd be a Roman. )

[thesummerqueen]

I'd ask him why he dressed like a hippie - didn't his mother teach him better? What's with all this, please? (gesturing in vague direction of head) - and by the way had he called his mother lately?! I don't think "prophet" is a very stable job - those money counters now...

[reverendjeremiah]

I'd ask him why he dressed like a hippie - didn't his mother teach him better? What's with all this, please? (gesturing in vague direction of head) - and by the way had he called his mother lately?! I don't think "prophet" is a very stable job - those money counters now...

LMFAO - Well, if you are going to be a worthless, trouble making drain on society...then why not be a money changer in the midst of the temple?