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Dinosaurs Weren't in the Bible...They Never Even Existed.

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Dinosaurs Weren't in the Bible...They Never Even Existed.
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RE: Dinosaurs Weren't in the Bible...They Never Even Existed.
December 20, 2011 at 12:39 pm
More fictitious fossils showing sauropods in Antartica.

Man, that "devil" is one clever bastard to keep outsmarting fucking 'god!'

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/201...102054.htm

Quote:For the first time, the presence of large bodied herbivorous dinosaurs in Antarctica has been recorded. Until now, remains of sauropoda -- one of the most diverse and geographically widespread species of herbivorous dinosaurs -- had been recovered from all continental landmasses, except Antarctica. Dr. Ignacio Alejandro Cerda, from CONICET in Argentina, and his team's identification of the remains of the sauropod dinosaur suggests that advanced titanosaurs (plant-eating, sauropod dinosaurs) achieved a global distribution at least by the Late Cretaceous*.


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RE: Dinosaurs Weren't in the Bible...They Never Even Existed.
December 20, 2011 at 8:01 pm (This post was last modified: December 20, 2011 at 8:02 pm by TheDarkestOfAngels.)
(December 20, 2011 at 12:39 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Man, that "devil" is one clever bastard to keep outsmarting fucking 'god!'

FUCK YOU SATAN!
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... you crafty devil.

Someone needs to come up with lol-satans - like lolcats, but always fooling those silly scientists and atheists into their silly theories.
(I would, but I'm lazy and I procrastinate too much.)

Like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlqDu2cDT0A
I love this video.
If today you can take a thing like evolution and make it a crime to teach in the public schools, tomorrow you can make it a crime to teach it in the private schools and next year you can make it a crime to teach it to the hustings or in the church. At the next session you may ban books and the newspapers...
Ignorance and fanaticism are ever busy and need feeding. Always feeding and gloating for more. Today it is the public school teachers; tomorrow the private. The next day the preachers and the lecturers, the magazines, the books, the newspapers. After a while, Your Honor, it is the setting of man against man and creed against creed until with flying banners and beating drums we are marching backward to the glorious ages of the sixteenth centry when bigots lighted fagots to burn the men who dared to bring any intelligence and enlightenment and culture to the human mind. ~Clarence Darrow, at the Scopes Monkey Trial, 1925
Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. ~Ronald Reagan
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#253
RE: Dinosaurs Weren't in the Bible...They Never Even Existed.
January 16, 2012 at 3:48 am
Havn't you heard? Dinosaurs are a test of our faith!! Scientists are meddling where they shouldnt and are envoking evil they cant even imagine!!! ya know since the DEVIL IS CONTROLLING THE SCIENTISTS!! gay nazis on t-rex's will roam the earth and make everyone have unpleasant buttsex from demons in hell!!!




















I literally heard that argument almost word for word
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RE: Dinosaurs Weren't in the Bible...They Never Even Existed.
January 16, 2012 at 4:36 am
(January 16, 2012 at 3:48 am)Hitchslap Wrote: I literally heard that argument almost word for word[/size]

To which you should have replied "Unpleasant buttsex from demons controlled by gay naxis and t-rexes is my secret fetish! The more unpleasant the better!"

You put quagmire as your avatar - that sort of response should be natural right along with choking swedish girls while you recite hemmingway and getting golden waterboarded by angry german women shouting profanities at you.
If today you can take a thing like evolution and make it a crime to teach in the public schools, tomorrow you can make it a crime to teach it in the private schools and next year you can make it a crime to teach it to the hustings or in the church. At the next session you may ban books and the newspapers...
Ignorance and fanaticism are ever busy and need feeding. Always feeding and gloating for more. Today it is the public school teachers; tomorrow the private. The next day the preachers and the lecturers, the magazines, the books, the newspapers. After a while, Your Honor, it is the setting of man against man and creed against creed until with flying banners and beating drums we are marching backward to the glorious ages of the sixteenth centry when bigots lighted fagots to burn the men who dared to bring any intelligence and enlightenment and culture to the human mind. ~Clarence Darrow, at the Scopes Monkey Trial, 1925
Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. ~Ronald Reagan
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#255
RE: Dinosaurs Weren't in the Bible...They Never Even Existed.
January 16, 2012 at 12:59 pm
Okay, I think I kudosed you right after I woke up, when I make many dubious decisions, but now that half the day is gone: can we just let this atrocity of a thread die?
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RE: Dinosaurs Weren't in the Bible...They Never Even Existed.
January 16, 2012 at 6:41 pm
Die?


It should be gold-plated. It's the one that drove off Waldork.
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RE: Dinosaurs Weren't in the Bible...They Never Even Existed.
January 16, 2012 at 7:12 pm
Drove off, or just drove back for a while? The fact that it reopened should be like a bat-signal.

Not that Darkest doesn't deserve kudos, I just re-read the thread and the stupid nearly paralyzed me again.
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RE: Dinosaurs Weren't in the Bible...They Never Even Existed.
January 16, 2012 at 7:21 pm
(January 16, 2012 at 7:12 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: Drove off, or just drove back for a while? The fact that it reopened should be like a bat-signal.

Not that Darkest doesn't deserve kudos, I just re-read the thread and the stupid nearly paralyzed me again.



Yes once the embarrassment wears off they do tend to clad themselves in their armor of stupidity and sally forth to meet the forces of reason yet again.

It's hard to permanently embarrass someone who believes in a talking snake, you know?


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RE: Dinosaurs Weren't in the Bible...They Never Even Existed.
January 16, 2012 at 8:04 pm
(January 16, 2012 at 6:41 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Die?


It should be gold-plated. It's the one that drove off Waldork.

Don't forget this one too.

I'm still waiting for Waldork to explain how white dwarfs can exist AT ALL in a young universe (hint: they can't).
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