One Does Not Simply...

[thesummerqueen]

I'm bored at work, and I feel we need another silly thread. My friends and I played this on facebook and it turned into a hilarious conversation that took 4 pages worth of facebook screenshots and continued on from there.

For those of you who have been hiding in a hobbit hole and haven't seen or read Lord of the Rings, the title comes from a line of Boromir's:

One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its black gates are guarded by more than just orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten thousand men could you do this. It is folly.

What DON'T you do to get into Mordor?

For example:

[frankiej]

As soon as I saw the title of the thread I knew exactly what I was going to post...... But then I realised that the LOTR quote is part of it... Damn you.

[5thHorseman]

Your name sounds dirty when I say it in my head.

[thesummerqueen]

That's "Leah" like "Leia" btw - Hebrew pronunciation and all. None of this "Lee-ah" shit. "Lay-yah" worked better when my mother would shriek "RACHEL LEAH!!" from across the house.

[Autumnlicious]

That's "Leah" like "Leia" btw - Hebrew pronunciation and all. None of this "Lee-ah" shit.

Sweet.

[Zen Badger]

[Jackalope]

[Zen Badger]

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