Once upon a xmas eve, a long, long time ago, it was a foggy night, the reindeer were all sick, the elves were on strike, Mrs. Clause was on the rag and Santa was behind on his list.
Well, Santa is kicked back in his 'Lazy-Boy' recliner, jamming out to some xmas carols, when a knock comes on the door.
Santa gets up to answer the door, slips on some eggnog, falls down, busts his ass, rips his red suit and when the door opens up, an angel is standing there.
"Santa! Whadda ya want me ta do with this tree?"
Well, Santa is kicked back in his 'Lazy-Boy' recliner, jamming out to some xmas carols, when a knock comes on the door.
Santa gets up to answer the door, slips on some eggnog, falls down, busts his ass, rips his red suit and when the door opens up, an angel is standing there.
"Santa! Whadda ya want me ta do with this tree?"
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson
God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers
Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders
Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
-- Homer Simpson
God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers
Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders
Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
