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The Apologist Drinking Game
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The Apologist Drinking Game
November 14, 2011 at 11:25 pm
Feel free to add to my rules list, here we go

1. "Of course we have historical evidence. We have the Gospels."
-Take a drink and hum the theme to Galaxy Quest

2. "Where do you get your morals from"
-Take a drink

3. "The Bible proves..."
-Take a drink

4. (Dismisses other religions as silly but can't apply that same critical thinking to their own)
-Take a drink

5. "You just assume naturalism"
-Take a drink

6. "Can you prove there's no god" or "Prove atheism is correct"
-Take a drink

7. Pascal's Wager
-Take a drink

8. Trilemma
-Take a drink

9. TAG
-Take a drink

10. OAG
-Take a drink

11. "Listen to this Christian testimony..."
-Take a drink

12. "...so why are there still apes?"
-Take a drink

13. "So you think nothing exploded one day..."
-Take a drink

14. "...because the Bible says so."
-Take a drink

15. "Christianity gave us science."
-Toast Galileo and take a drink

16. "Christianity gave us morals"
-Take a drink and sing "the Inquisition, what a show..."

17. "Christianity gave us human rights"
-Take a drink and say "We've found a witch, may we burn her?"

18. "You just an atheist because you want to live your lifestyle"
-Take a drink

19. "This country (the USA) was founded as a Christian nation"
-Take a drink (yes, even if you're not an American citizen)

20. "Evolution can't account for how life first formed."
-Take a drink
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"(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question"
...       -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist
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RE: The Apologist Drinking Game
November 14, 2011 at 11:31 pm
I'd have alcohol poisoning.
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RE: The Apologist Drinking Game
November 14, 2011 at 11:36 pm
I'm fairly certain you'd be pretty sober if we were playing Ms. humanist.
"There ought to be a term that would designate those who actually follow the teachings of Jesus, since the word 'Christian' has been largely divorced from those teachings, and so polluted by fundamentalists that it has come to connote their polar opposite: intolerance, vindictive hatred, and bigotry." -- Philip Stater, Huffington Post

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RE: The Apologist Drinking Game
November 14, 2011 at 11:37 pm
You are but one man, Tacky.
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RE: The Apologist Drinking Game
November 14, 2011 at 11:43 pm
Every time the word 'context' is used, take a drink.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: The Apologist Drinking Game
November 14, 2011 at 11:44 pm
"Christianity allowed science and astronomy to flourish."
- Take a drink and sing Onward Christian Soldiers.
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RE: The Apologist Drinking Game
November 15, 2011 at 12:07 am (This post was last modified: November 15, 2011 at 12:31 am by Rev. Rye.)
(November 14, 2011 at 11:25 pm)DeistPaladin Wrote: \
18. "You just an atheist because you want to live your lifestyle"
-Take a drink
More like Take an Drink and redirect them to this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lneSAju-Xtc http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jjnsey2Wlc
Yes, around the same time when Nick Cave was performing the obscene rant that was his version of Stagger Lee, he was working on this thoughtful meditation on how the Gospels influenced him and his writing. He may no longer believe in a personal God, but back in '96, Nick Cave did indeed identify as a Christian.
I pointed this out to a Christian and her head spun so fast you'd swear she was Linda Blair.

Quote:20. "Evolution can't account for how life first formed."
-Take a drink
No, it can't do so any more than art historians can account for where the pigments that Leonardo used were first mixed together. That's why evolution concerns itself with how it got the way it is today.
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.

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RE: The Apologist Drinking Game
November 15, 2011 at 12:13 am
"If you'd only open your heart to God.."
Open your mouth and dump the whole bottle down your throat.
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RE: The Apologist Drinking Game
November 15, 2011 at 1:03 am
21. "...but the second law of thermodynamics says..."
-Toast the sun and take a drink
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"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too."
...      -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept
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...       -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist
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RE: The Apologist Drinking Game
November 15, 2011 at 2:36 am
Now with that addition FnM would be seriously FUBAR.. Big Grin
"There ought to be a term that would designate those who actually follow the teachings of Jesus, since the word 'Christian' has been largely divorced from those teachings, and so polluted by fundamentalists that it has come to connote their polar opposite: intolerance, vindictive hatred, and bigotry." -- Philip Stater, Huffington Post

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