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RE: Would you rather...?
December 10, 2011 at 8:34 am
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I'm evil.. that was a hard one... super power and no pepee. I wold be able to do so much more good and I think a strapon would satisfy my wife enough, plus I've already have my "V" and I hate pies and have gout
Quote:Be forced into a crazy christian cult for life, or spend 10 years in a Mexican prison?
Mexican prison
(spoiled) Green eggs or (spoiled)brown milk?
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always working on cleaning my windows- me regarding Johari
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RE: Would you rather...?
December 10, 2011 at 8:59 am
Ugh.. Suicidal Mormon, I guess.
Be covered in fire ants or eat five live wasps?
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RE: Would you rather...?
December 10, 2011 at 9:28 am
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Eat five live wasps
Be hanged, drawn and quartered or have your guts ripped open by a horde of zombies?
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RE: Would you rather...?
December 10, 2011 at 12:23 pm
Zombies
Who would you rather have rape and kill you? Charles Manson or Ted Bundy.
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RE: Would you rather...?
December 10, 2011 at 12:44 pm
Manson, beacuse he'd get someone else to do it so the suprise would make it interesting.
Related to Glen Beck or Mussolini?
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RE: Would you rather...?
December 10, 2011 at 1:05 pm
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Fuck...that is difficult to choose.
I consider both to be fascists
umm....Mussolini
Sew your asshole shut or chop your dick off/sew vagina shut?
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RE: Would you rather...?
December 10, 2011 at 1:51 pm
Sew the asshole shut. I don't play with my asshole.
Be a dung beetle or Statler.
I used to tell a lot of religious jokes. Not any more, I'm a registered sects offender.
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RE: Would you rather...?
December 10, 2011 at 1:55 pm
A dung beetle... I don't like how that one was set up that no one would say Statler.
Have your nipples cut off or your sphincter removed?
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RE: Would you rather...?
December 10, 2011 at 2:07 pm
Nipples cut off.
Would you rather chew the beak off of a chicken or bite the legs off half a dozen mice?
Don’t ask.
