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What is the lamest "miracle"?

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What is the lamest "miracle"?
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RE: What is the lamest "miracle"?
November 22, 2022 at 9:00 pm
The resurrection of this thread. Facepalm
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RE: What is the lamest "miracle"?
November 22, 2022 at 9:13 pm
(November 22, 2022 at 9:00 pm)Paleophyte Wrote: The resurrection of this thread. Facepalm

Isn't it great that people wanted the necroposting rule done away with?

Be careful what you ask for....
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RE: What is the lamest "miracle"?
November 22, 2022 at 9:46 pm
Your crucified imaginary friend turns into wheat thins. Except he doesn't for anyone who doesn't look with "eyes of faith".
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RE: What is the lamest "miracle"?
November 22, 2022 at 9:55 pm
Somebody is missing the necroposting rule. *sad-face*
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RE: What is the lamest "miracle"?
November 23, 2022 at 9:07 am
(November 22, 2022 at 3:23 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:
(November 22, 2022 at 2:48 pm)meboxem166 Wrote: an extraordinary event manifesting divine intervention in human affairs. the healing miracles described in the Gospels. : an extremely outstanding or unusual event, thing, or accomplishment. The bridge is a miracle of engineering.

You dug up an 11 year old thread in order to offer up this splendid nugget?

Not lame, but if you miracle prayer to me I help you find stuff! However people usually pronounce my name wrong, which is why it rarely works.
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RE: What is the lamest "miracle"?
November 23, 2022 at 12:26 pm
(November 23, 2022 at 9:07 am)meboxem166 Wrote:
(November 22, 2022 at 3:23 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: You dug up an 11 year old thread in order to offer up this splendid nugget?

Not lame, but if you miracle prayer to me I help you find stuff! However people usually pronounce my name wrong, which is why it rarely works.

Pray with me: May you suffer a long, lingering, and extremely painful death, capped by dying in a fire, and reasonably soon.
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RE: What is the lamest "miracle"?
November 23, 2022 at 12:33 pm
(November 23, 2022 at 12:26 pm)Angrboda Wrote:
(November 23, 2022 at 9:07 am)meboxem166 Wrote: Not lame, but if you miracle prayer to me I help you find stuff! However people usually pronounce my name wrong, which is why it rarely works.

Pray with me:  May you suffer a long, lingering, and extremely painful death, capped by dying in a fire, and reasonably soon.

Harsh and unprovoked.
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RE: What is the lamest "miracle"?
November 23, 2022 at 12:37 pm
Sending the angel of death to kill the firstborn sons of Egypt is very lame.  No need for the lambs to die either.
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RE: What is the lamest "miracle"?
November 23, 2022 at 1:08 pm
(November 23, 2022 at 12:33 pm)Ahriman Wrote:
(November 23, 2022 at 12:26 pm)Angrboda Wrote: Pray with me:  May you suffer a long, lingering, and extremely painful death, capped by dying in a fire, and reasonably soon.

Harsh and unprovoked.

People preaching prosperity gospel on atheist sites is harsh and unprovoked. I'm simply returning tit for tat.
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RE: What is the lamest "miracle"?
November 23, 2022 at 1:10 pm
(November 23, 2022 at 1:08 pm)Angrboda Wrote:
(November 23, 2022 at 12:33 pm)Ahriman Wrote: Harsh and unprovoked.

People preaching prosperity gospel on atheist sites is harsh and unprovoked.  I'm simply returning tit for tat.

No it's not, it's just annoying.
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