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What is the lamest "miracle"?
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Jesus appearing on a piece of toast near you!!!
@ Rev Rye, that warrior bribe site is priceless. I like where you can leave a prayer and warrior brides will take it straight to God's throne room for you. 
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The lamest miracle I have ever heard... I've heard of a lot of lame miracles. On the movie Religulous, one guy was talking about how one guy said that if he prayed for rain, it would rain, so he prayed for rain and hours later it rained.
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December 12, 2011 at 10:24 pm
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This one might be just a myth invented to show how ridiculous the whole prayer shell-game is, but I would be very surprised if it doesn't actually happen: believer has headache; takes painkillers; prays for headache to go away; headache gone. Hallelujah!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 (December 12, 2011 at 7:45 am)The_Flying_Skeptic Wrote: The lamest miracle I have ever heard... I've heard of a lot of lame miracles. On the movie Religulous, one guy was talking about how one guy said that if he prayed for rain, it would rain, so he prayed for rain and hours later it rained. I wonder if he checked the weather forecast first...
Science flies us to the moon and stars. Religion flies us into buildings.
God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems?  RE: What is the lamest "miracle"?
December 15, 2011 at 10:25 pm
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(December 11, 2011 at 12:11 pm)Thor Wrote: With all the various religions there are thousands of "miracles" that are claimed to have occurred. What do you think is the lamest of these so-called "miracles"? My vote is for the "miracle" of Hannukkah. A one day supply of oil "miraculously" lasted for eight days? This has to be the lamest "miracle" ever! It couldn't possibly have happened that they miscalculated how much oil they had? It couldn't be that someone added oil without telling anyone? And this is the best your deity can do? Stretch a supply of oil? Never mind all the people who are being persecuted and tortured.... let's worry about keeping a lamp burning! Yeesh! God made a family have really good luck buying used cars. No, seriously: apparently God's way of helping humanity is to ensure that one specific middle-class family has good luck (whatever that means) buying used cars. What? Did they never break down? Did they run on bull**** instead of gas/petrol? That's the one thing the family surely had an abundance of. (December 11, 2011 at 2:11 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: http://www.warriorbrideinternational.org/ LOL! If that site just replaced 'God' with 'video games' and 'Satan' with 'Republicans' it'd be my new favorite web page!  (December 15, 2011 at 10:25 pm)R-e-n-n-a-t Wrote:(December 11, 2011 at 2:11 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: http://www.warriorbrideinternational.org/ How do you have tea with video games?
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![[Image: harmlesskitchen.png]](https://i.postimg.cc/yxR97P23/harmlesskitchen.png) I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.  (December 12, 2011 at 3:14 am)The Profit Ezekiel Wrote: It rains, and it stops raining. Now, if it rained frogs...an extraordinary event manifesting divine intervention in human affairs. the healing miracles described in the Gospels. : an extremely outstanding or unusual event, thing, or accomplishment. The bridge is a miracle of engineering.  (November 22, 2022 at 2:48 pm)meboxem166 Wrote:(December 12, 2011 at 3:14 am)The Profit Ezekiel Wrote: It rains, and it stops raining. Now, if it rained frogs...an extraordinary event manifesting divine intervention in human affairs. the healing miracles described in the Gospels. : an extremely outstanding or unusual event, thing, or accomplishment. The bridge is a miracle of engineering. How definitional of you. Boru
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 (November 22, 2022 at 2:48 pm)meboxem166 Wrote:(December 12, 2011 at 3:14 am)The Profit Ezekiel Wrote: It rains, and it stops raining. Now, if it rained frogs...an extraordinary event manifesting divine intervention in human affairs. the healing miracles described in the Gospels. : an extremely outstanding or unusual event, thing, or accomplishment. The bridge is a miracle of engineering. You dug up an 11 year old thread in order to offer up this splendid nugget? ![[Image: MmQV79M.png]](https://i.imgur.com/MmQV79M.png) |
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