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Should Jews Celebrate "You Know What"?

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Should Jews Celebrate "You Know What"?
thesummerqueen Offline
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RE: Should Jews Celebrate "You Know What"?
December 15, 2011 at 7:07 pm
I'd like a spanking for Christmas.
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RE: Should Jews Celebrate "You Know What"?
December 15, 2011 at 7:09 pm
Ooohh.. I think I'd be a Jew for a day if there was such a game as dirty dradle.
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RE: Should Jews Celebrate "You Know What"?
December 15, 2011 at 7:11 pm
I have a dreidle. We can make this happen.
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RE: Should Jews Celebrate "You Know What"?
December 15, 2011 at 7:22 pm (This post was last modified: December 15, 2011 at 7:37 pm by Erinome.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gRGMOhslq0
So, I was sitting here explaining Hanukkah to the kids, and they got pissed.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE JEWS GET 8 DAYS OF PRESENTS? THAT'S NOT FAIR! WE DON'T BELIEVE IN JESUS EITHER!!! WHY CAN'T WE GET 8 DAYS OF PRESENTS?!?!"

Hehe

The can of worms has been cracked open.

Fuck!
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RE: Should Jews Celebrate "You Know What"?
December 15, 2011 at 8:44 pm
(December 15, 2011 at 7:07 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: I'd like a spanking for Christmas.

Do you need to be on Santa's naughty or nice list to receive a spanking for Christmas?
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RE: Should Jews Celebrate "You Know What"?
December 15, 2011 at 8:46 pm
That depends...who's dressing up as Santa?
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RE: Should Jews Celebrate "You Know What"?
December 15, 2011 at 8:51 pm
(December 15, 2011 at 8:46 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: That depends...who's dressing up as Santa?

Conventional wisdom suggests that an entirely different costume is usually called for when giving recreational spankings.
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RE: Should Jews Celebrate "You Know What"?
December 15, 2011 at 9:11 pm
I don't care what list I'm on, and I'll be wearing a short skirt.
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RE: Should Jews Celebrate "You Know What"?
December 15, 2011 at 9:17 pm
Is it warm in here? It feels warm. Or is it just me?
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RE: Should Jews Celebrate "You Know What"?
December 15, 2011 at 9:20 pm
If you're Jewish, you can do what you will. Wink

While I do not agree with it, Judaism is about the only religion I respect.
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