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That Day will come as a trap on all the world

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That Day will come as a trap on all the world
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#1151
RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 29, 2014 at 2:43 pm
(September 29, 2014 at 1:00 pm)rasetsu Wrote:
(September 29, 2014 at 12:53 pm)professor Wrote: Hi Stimbo,
If you guys are right about Obama leaving office peacefully- he will be precisely 666 months old at the time his term expires 12 noon Jan 20 2017.
My thanks to John Tng @ http://www.fivedoves.com ( John is extremely gifted in math/ numbers)

No, Obama was born August 4, 1961. That will make him 665.5 months old when he leaves office. Your friend is apparently gifted in math / numbers in the same way that you are a professor.

I didn't do the math.... but... how do you guys count months?
lunar months of 28 days?
Februaries?
Average them out to 30 days?
Look at the years, 12 months per year (that's sort of fixed), since 1961 to 2016, that's.... 12*55 = 660...
Then... August, September, October, November, December, that's 5, so we have 665 months.
And 20 (from January) -4 (from August) = 16 days.
+1 day, because the 4'th of August counts... 17 days.

I'm with rasetsu on this. It's closer to 665.5 than 666 months.
Maybe there will be delays with his departure from office! Tongue
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#1152
RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 29, 2014 at 3:21 pm
Maybe the devil rounds up.
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#1153
RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 29, 2014 at 3:32 pm
Based on The words of God in the Old Testament, God doesn't know anything about decimals, and has only marginally firmer grasp of fractions. Presumably the devil can not surpass this level of omniscience. So what is close enough for government would be unimpeachable precision for God.
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#1154
RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 29, 2014 at 3:50 pm
sorry, but Obama retiring after 665 months in office means he's the neighbor of the beast.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 29, 2014 at 3:56 pm
Tng- ya burned me. I'll never be able to live it down. These atheists are relentless.
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#1156
RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 29, 2014 at 4:01 pm
So stop talking false shit.
In every country and every age, the priest had been hostile to Liberty.
- Thomas Jefferson
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 29, 2014 at 4:02 pm
Yeah - we want real shit.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 29, 2014 at 4:03 pm
Hmmm shiit
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 29, 2014 at 4:27 pm (This post was last modified: September 29, 2014 at 4:28 pm by Jackalope.)
(September 29, 2014 at 4:01 pm)FatAndFaithless Wrote: So stop talking false shit.

Pretty much this, x1000.

Fact check your shit and you'll get less shit for posting your shit.

P.S. Has anyone else noticed that "shit" is almost as universally useful of a word as "fuck"? I shit you not.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 29, 2014 at 4:30 pm
(September 29, 2014 at 4:27 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(September 29, 2014 at 4:01 pm)FatAndFaithless Wrote: So stop talking false shit.

Pretty much this, x1000.

Fact check your shit and you'll get less shit for posting your shit.

P.S. Has anyone else noticed that "shit" is almost as universally useful of a word as "fuck"? I shit you not.
Fuck that shit.
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