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Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster
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RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster
July 22, 2015 at 10:23 pm
I get suspicious of priests of the Noodly One.

The last one I met tried to touch me with his noodly appendage . . .
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RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster
July 22, 2015 at 10:32 pm
(July 22, 2015 at 6:05 pm)MysticKnight Wrote:
(July 22, 2015 at 5:57 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: The FSM would kick Allah's ass in a dark alley. Or a brightly lit street.

Any place any time Allah! You call it!

The FSM is waiting patiently...
How would it do that when it's not one and hollow (sheer existence), but consists of multiplicity, and hence is not ultimate life and it's power is not ultimate perfection. Clearly God would destroy FSM with no problem.

The FSM would add some prosciutto to his sauce and allah would run away rather than touch him.

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RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster
July 23, 2015 at 1:29 am
(July 22, 2015 at 10:23 pm)Beccs Wrote: I get suspicious of priests of the Noodly One.

The last one I met tried to touch me with his noodly appendage . . .

The pastaphiles you speak of  are not legitimato!
They  do not speak our linguini!
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RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster
July 23, 2015 at 10:33 am
(July 22, 2015 at 6:05 pm)MysticKnight Wrote:
(July 22, 2015 at 5:57 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: The FSM would kick Allah's ass in a dark alley. Or a brightly lit street.

Any place any time Allah! You call it!

The FSM is waiting patiently...
How would it do that when it's not one and hollow (sheer existence), but consists of multiplicity, and hence is not ultimate life and it's power is not ultimate perfection. Clearly God would destroy FSM with no problem.

No way Jose. Just like Superman would kick Batman's ass day or night. He's the Man of Steel! The FSM is the God of Pasta!

Same with the FSM - boilable, long-term storage, nutritious, suitable for a variety of sauces. A bit high on the glycemic index for those that worry about such things. 

But let's round up Allah and the FSM and let them duke it out on pay per view. I'd watch that.
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RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster
July 23, 2015 at 1:16 pm
FSM beats Yahweh. Here's the proof. Move to 3:45

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RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster
July 23, 2015 at 2:05 pm
Proof enough for me.
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RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster
July 23, 2015 at 2:20 pm (This post was last modified: July 23, 2015 at 2:20 pm by SteelCurtain.)
(July 23, 2015 at 10:33 am)JesusHChrist Wrote: ...A bit high on the glycemic index for those that worry about such things. 

But let's round up Allah and the FSM and let them duke it out on pay per view. I'd watch that.

Yeah, but Allah and Yahweh are full of empty carbs.
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RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster
July 23, 2015 at 2:49 pm
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RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster
July 23, 2015 at 3:59 pm
(July 22, 2015 at 10:23 pm)Beccs Wrote: I get suspicious of priests of the Noodly One.

The last one I met tried to touch me with his noodly appendage . . .

I believe that is a common problem in priesthoods generally.  Maybe there should only be priestesses.

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RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster
July 23, 2015 at 4:15 pm (This post was last modified: July 23, 2015 at 4:23 pm by Pyrrho.)
(April 3, 2014 at 2:47 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(April 3, 2014 at 1:48 pm)Fromper Wrote: I'm a Reform Pastafarian. Being vegetarian, I don't believe the FSM has meatballs.


HERETIC!

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Everyone knows that the FSM is not limited by human imagination.  The FSM can be both with and without meatballs simultaneously.  A bit like Schrödinger's cat.

And indeed, calling Him "The Flying Spaghetti Monster" is imposing a false limitation on His Divine Essence, as He takes many forms, of which here are only a few:




The FSM also is not limited to only tomato sauce, but can be many things, like Alfredo or pesto.

So, do not blaspheme against the Great and Wise FSM, for He exceeds the limits of imagination.  His Noodly Appendages embrace all things, and His Sauce covers all things.

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