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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 7, 2015 at 7:42 pm
(August 7, 2015 at 4:31 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Quark, I saw that one also. I might not pick #1 depending on the traffic pattern and amount of gas and/or liquid anticipated.
Also (mostly for the guys), does it creep you out when you've not seen anyone leave, no one is in any of the stalls, but when you sit the seat is still warm?
I SWEAR I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP:
I used the facility at a big box lumber store (I think Lowes, but it might have been Menards) and everything was totally fine and normal until I finished washing my hands. I used the hot air dryer, and that was totally normal too. As I am leaving the restroom, I notice a large trash can nearly full of soiled paper towels.
Suddenly, the hair on the back of my neck started to rise, and I slowly turned and looked over the restroom VERY closely.
They ONLY had hot air dryers, there was no paper towel dispenser ANYWHERE !!!!!
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 7, 2015 at 7:57 pm
(August 7, 2015 at 7:12 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: OK, how many of you do work or talk on the phone while pooping? If on the phone do you let the person on the other end hear the flush?
Heck, I TELL the other person I'm pooping. I don't care if they hear the plops, or the flush lol.
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 7, 2015 at 8:00 pm
(August 7, 2015 at 7:42 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: (August 7, 2015 at 4:31 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Quark, I saw that one also. I might not pick #1 depending on the traffic pattern and amount of gas and/or liquid anticipated.
Also (mostly for the guys), does it creep you out when you've not seen anyone leave, no one is in any of the stalls, but when you sit the seat is still warm?
I SWEAR I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP:
I used the facility at a big box lumber store (I think Lowes, but it might have been Menards) and everything was totally fine and normal until I finished washing my hands. I used the hot air dryer, and that was totally normal too. As I am leaving the restroom, I notice a large trash can nearly full of soiled paper towels.
Suddenly, the hair on the back of my neck started to rise, and I slowly turned and looked over the restroom VERY closely.
They ONLY had hot air dryers, there was no paper towel dispenser ANYWHERE !!!!!
I don't get it? What do you need paper towels for?
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 7, 2015 at 8:22 pm
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 7, 2015 at 8:30 pm
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly."
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 7, 2015 at 8:30 pm
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 7, 2015 at 8:57 pm
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Jenny, urinal etiquette is a very real thing. That video went off the rails at the end, but as far as bathroom etiquette is concerned, it was spot on. A bathroom with an even number of urinals is unusable. Although the noises thing, not so much. A men's restroom will regularly have gratuitous sounds of men emptying out their assholes, often with a titter or giggle following. Men, no matter how old, are like 12 year old boys when it comes to bathroom sounds.
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 7, 2015 at 9:39 pm
More kid poop stories.
I took my 6yo nephew to see Captain America. The big loud previews had just ended and the screen goes black, complete with that intentional silence that builds antici....pation. My nephew decides to use that silence to say "Uncle Exian, I have to poop." The whole theater starts doing a horrible job of holding in their laughter. Which is, like, whatever. I was more concerned with who the hell goes to the theater with a slug in the chamber!?! Not only that, but this means I'm going to miss the entire first half of the movie. A number 1 would have been bad enough.
So, we go to the bathroom and I'm just standing there waiting for him to get done. And waiting. And waiting. I can literally feel every moment of the movie I'm missing. It can't get worse.
That's when an old dude walks in, we exchange the mandatory half-ass smile (eye contact included), and he shoots for the stall. The look he gave me was pretty apologetic, and rightfully so. The racket he makes raises my nephews curiosity "What are you doing Uncle Exian?"
"Shush, just finish."
Then the dude unleashes the floppiest sound imaginable. "What's that Uncle Exian?" I couldn't help it anymore, I start laughing my ass off. "Just shut up and finish." *more wet slaps* "Who's making that sound?" Hahaha God I wanted to die. My nephew wouldn't stop. To make it worse, I made eye contact with this guy, and he knows my name. The fake sense of anonymity you get by not knowing details can soften the blow, but me and that guy know too much now. We felt the full force of that awkwardness.
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 7, 2015 at 9:47 pm
LOL, I should open up a poop stories thread.
Share your poop stories, folks!
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 7, 2015 at 10:05 pm
I've had the 'bad' e coli food poisoning (the kind that kills the young and infirm) twice. Both times I had a literal festival of disturbing fecal output.
They tell you to watch the whites of your eyes for yellow coloring to see if you're getting jaundiced. LOL, the WHITE POOP (!!!) was WAY more noticeable than the yellow eye thing.
The sensation of my intestines attempting to writhe their way out of my body was also vivid and disturbing.
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