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The Taboo of Number Two
August 11, 2015 at 10:11 pm
(August 11, 2015 at 10:09 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: I just wanna say I pooped at about 30,000 feet today, guys. Yep, you read that right. I pooped in the plane I just got off of. The most fun part was the flush. Planes have the most aggressive flushes I have ever seen. It literally looks like the turd and toilet paper are being sucked out of the plane.
I know exactly what you mean. I've flown over 400,000 miles in my short life so I'm familiar with the 6 mile dump.
I would be lying if I didn't enjoy the airplane flush just vacuously destroying the excrement.
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 11, 2015 at 10:13 pm
(August 11, 2015 at 10:11 pm)lkingpinl Wrote: (August 11, 2015 at 10:09 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: I just wanna say I pooped at about 30,000 feet today, guys. Yep, you read that right. I pooped in the plane I just got off of. The most fun part was the flush. Planes have the most aggressive flushes I have ever seen. It literally looks like the turd and toilet paper are being sucked out of the plane.
I know exactly what you mean. I've flown over 400,000 miles in my short life so I'm familiar with the 6 mile dump.
I would be lying if I didn't enjoy the airplane flush just vacuously destroying the excrement.
It was glorious, even if I do say so myself.
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 11, 2015 at 10:15 pm
Can someone show a video of it?
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 11, 2015 at 10:16 pm
I just want to take a moment to point out for future generations (because nothing is really ever lost) that, yes, these are adults talking about poopie.
...okay, carry on.
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 11, 2015 at 10:20 pm
(August 11, 2015 at 10:15 pm)pool Wrote: Can someone show a video of it?
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly."
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 11, 2015 at 10:21 pm
I think i'm in love
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 11, 2015 at 10:23 pm
(August 11, 2015 at 10:21 pm)pool Wrote: I think i'm in love
I poop on a plane every chance I get.
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly."
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 11, 2015 at 10:31 pm
I think about the thousands of sickly people from all over the world who plopped their butt cheeks on that lavatory. I then look at the frumpy flight attendant and decide that she spends approximately 1.3 seconds cleaning that lavatory.
Then I decide to wait until I get to the hotel/home.
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 12, 2015 at 2:14 am
(August 11, 2015 at 10:31 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: I think about the thousands of sickly people from all over the world who plopped their butt cheeks on that lavatory. I then look at the frumpy flight attendant and decide that she spends approximately 1.3 seconds cleaning that lavatory.
Then I decide to wait until I get to the hotel/home.
You're missing out.
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 12, 2015 at 6:54 am
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(August 11, 2015 at 10:23 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: I poop on a plane every chance I get.
"Poop On A Plane" - wasn't that a Samuel L. Jackson movie?
Well - it should be...
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