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RE: DEBUNKING THE CONSPIRACY THEORY
August 16, 2015 at 3:11 pm
Randy: I apologize for saying you stole from CS Lewis, that was a bit harsh. As for the rest of the discussion, I can't be bothered anymore.
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RE: DEBUNKING THE CONSPIRACY THEORY
August 16, 2015 at 3:26 pm
(August 16, 2015 at 2:49 pm)Randy Carson Wrote: In an ironic twist of history, however, gay atheists can now legally punish people (bakers and florists and others) who refuse to participate in their pagan wedding celebrations.
I will gladly invite you to my pagan wedding celebration, Randy. I'll even make sure to save for you some cake a nice, willing, reasonable baker would make. We can have a nice discussion about the cosmological argument after the party, and have a good time.
Because apparently, as a sexually perverted and immoral atheist I have more christian spirit than our resident fervently catholic believer. Oh well.
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RE: DEBUNKING THE CONSPIRACY THEORY
August 16, 2015 at 3:26 pm
(August 16, 2015 at 3:02 pm)Randy Carson Wrote: Silly me...I thought you were speaking to me as a Christian...
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Why would you think that? I originally stated that christians can't burn people anymore. In your snarky response you asserted that:
(August 16, 2015 at 2:49 pm)Randy Carson Wrote: [...]neither can anyone else in the last [...]four hundred years[...]
I believe muslims are covered by "anyone else", since I already covered your particular brand of superstition.
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RE: DEBUNKING THE CONSPIRACY THEORY
August 16, 2015 at 3:27 pm
I'm not going to anyone's wedding unless they look identical to me. Yes, my wife looks identical to me.
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RE: DEBUNKING THE CONSPIRACY THEORY
August 16, 2015 at 3:32 pm
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(August 16, 2015 at 2:49 pm)Randy Carson Wrote: [...]In an ironic twist of history, however, gay atheists can now legally punish people (bakers and florists and others) who refuse to participate in their pagan wedding celebrations.
Gay atheists don't punish the bigots - the law does. Of course I don't expect you to understand the difference, since you obviously have a very infantile perception of reality. You're a grown man, who still has a bogey-man under his bed...
Also - go read up on "irony", because I think you got your definition from an Alanis Morissette song.
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
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RE: DEBUNKING THE CONSPIRACY THEORY
August 16, 2015 at 3:34 pm
I asked God, "Do you know what irony is?"
He said, "Ah, where? Keep those irony chariots away!"
This is normal. I can't get much sense out of him these days.
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RE: DEBUNKING THE CONSPIRACY THEORY
August 16, 2015 at 4:14 pm
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I want to have gay sex while punishing bakers, florists, etc who refuse to participate in my atheistic pagan wedding celebration.
It is very important not to mistake hemlock for parsley, but to believe or not believe in God is not important at all. - Denis Diderot
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RE: DEBUNKING THE CONSPIRACY THEORY
August 16, 2015 at 4:35 pm
(August 16, 2015 at 3:04 pm)Randy Carson Wrote: (August 16, 2015 at 2:41 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Here you go, Randy.
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Here's a new avatar for you to use.
Why, thank you, Min.
Now, whenever I take my dogs for a walk, I will be reminded of you.
Should remind you of your fucking bible. I feel sorry for your dogs.
Must be tough to be smarter than your "master."
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RE: DEBUNKING THE CONSPIRACY THEORY
August 17, 2015 at 7:31 am
(August 16, 2015 at 3:10 pm)Exian Wrote: If I say yes, will you bring somebody back from the dead?
No, only God can do that. Or a good medical team if they get started early enough with the right equipment. 
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RE: DEBUNKING THE CONSPIRACY THEORY
August 17, 2015 at 7:33 am
(August 17, 2015 at 7:31 am)Randy Carson Wrote: (August 16, 2015 at 3:10 pm)Exian Wrote: If I say yes, will you bring somebody back from the dead?
No, only God can do that. Or a good medical team if they get started early enough with the right equipment.
Then it doesn't matter if he existed, at least to me as an atheist. I'm sure it would be pretty awkward for a Christian to find out he didn't exist.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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