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RE: Anti-christ?
August 18, 2015 at 5:21 pm
(August 18, 2015 at 5:17 pm)TRJF Wrote: I am sure this was a topic of conversation for years before I got here, making this a silly question, but, here goes: why do we not think Prof is a poe?

Not sure. Maybe because what he posts really looks deranged and weird. And you would be shocked to see what is posted on some christian blogs and boards on the matter. Prof fits that bill perfectly. In short, I'd expect a Poe to do a much better job, or at least a more comprehensive one.
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RE: Anti-christ?
August 18, 2015 at 5:36 pm
Also, prof's continued presence here shows a level of commitment that is really hard to find in poes, I guess
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Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

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#143
RE: Anti-christ?
August 18, 2015 at 5:37 pm
Besides, my life feels richer and funnier if I believe Professor to be the real deal. No mere Poe could make me this happy.
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RE: Anti-christ?
August 18, 2015 at 5:40 pm
(August 18, 2015 at 5:37 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: Besides, my life feels richer and funnier if I believe Professor to be the real deal. No mere Poe could make me this happy.

At the same time, imagine someone like that manages to park his ass in the White House at some time. That's no laughing matter.
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RE: Anti-christ?
August 18, 2015 at 5:44 pm (This post was last modified: August 18, 2015 at 5:44 pm by Iroscato.)
(August 18, 2015 at 2:22 pm)lkingpinl Wrote:
(August 18, 2015 at 1:34 pm)Minimalist Wrote: So...maybe you think there is a pattern there, King?

Angel

Sure there is.  No matter how many generations pass and how human intellect and knowledge increases, there will always be lunatics.

I know right? Did you know there are still some people who believe a magic man who created and governs the universe decided to favour one teeny tiny planet over all the others, so much so that he obsesses himself over what people do with their genitals and even went so far as to send a bit of himself to sacrifice to himself for some sin that apparently happened thousands of years earlier that he was basically the cause of, and THEN - and get this - the magic man spin-off rose from the dead, thereby negating the whole pointless thing?!

Hah, some crazies out there, right? Ha ha...

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#146
RE: Anti-christ?
August 18, 2015 at 5:45 pm
(August 18, 2015 at 5:40 pm)abaris Wrote:
(August 18, 2015 at 5:37 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: Besides, my life feels richer and funnier if I believe Professor to be the real deal. No mere Poe could make me this happy.

At the same time, imagine someone like that manages to park his ass in the White House at some time. That's no laughing matter.

You're right about that. That's when I would have to consider becoming the main character from The Dead Zone. But Prof is just batshit in a harmless "says crazy stuff and tries to fuck the Thanksgiving turkey" kind of way. As I've said before, we atheists could do worse than to get him his own radio program.
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#147
RE: Anti-christ?
August 18, 2015 at 5:47 pm
(August 15, 2015 at 4:21 pm)professor Wrote: About late September-
The elete have placed the 23rd in many films, some TV shows and cartoons
(shown as 9/23 or the European way- 23/9)
For some reason they have a code where they must tell us ahead of time (in a sublime way) of their intentions.
Then, when they do something, they are able to say, "We told you so".
It is a way of prophesying- a mimic of what God does.

I know the false prophet will be here with the antichrist on or around that date.
It is the Day of Atonement - Yom Kippur, the start of the next Jubilee cycle.

Oh yea, CERN is due to go full power in September for their occult goal of opening a "Door" / portal to other dimensions (to release the  fallen angles in the abyss) for which 13 billion dollars was spent in building the "Machine".
The money spent just happens to be 13- the # of rebellion and witchcraft.
The logo of CERN has three 6s (sublimely) in a circle form and their headquarter mascot is a large statue of the Hindu god of destruction.
I assume they will be successful, these guys don't drop that kind of money to merely give science people toys to play with.

Damn. Does this mean I have to put up with yet another birthday? Can't it be the beginning of September?

41 is going to suck.

At least there won't be another Christmas. Yay!
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#148
RE: Anti-christ?
August 18, 2015 at 5:48 pm
(August 15, 2015 at 4:40 pm)Salacious B. Crumb Wrote: You're right FOX isn't nearly radical enough for you. Alex Jones might be more your speed.

I suggest David Icke.
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RE: Anti-christ?
August 18, 2015 at 5:50 pm
I never heard of the word "Poe" until I came here.

Mr. Obama is not operating in the fulfillment of his destiny yet. 

The bible says God will do nothing EXCEPT He reveal His secret plan to His servants the prophets.
This is that.

I am not a prophet.  I am a watchman.
When Obama and his false prophet  pope begin their final role, you will have been forewarned.

Only a few people are awake, the majority of the Church, and all of the world are asleep.
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Anti-christ?
August 18, 2015 at 5:50 pm
(August 18, 2015 at 5:44 pm)Iroscato Wrote:
(August 18, 2015 at 2:22 pm)lkingpinl Wrote: Sure there is.  No matter how many generations pass and how human intellect and knowledge increases, there will always be lunatics.

I know right? Did you know there are still some people who believe a magic man who created and governs the universe decided to favour one teeny tiny planet over all the others, so much so that he obsesses himself over what people do with their genitals and even went so far as to send a bit of himself to sacrifice to himself for some sin that apparently happened thousands of years earlier that he was basically the cause of, and THEN - and get this - the magic man spin-off rose from the dead, thereby negating the whole pointless thing?!

Hah, some crazies out there, right? Ha ha...

Ah...



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