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AF Hall of Mirth (Post Edition)
#51
RE: AF Hall of Mirth (Post Edition)
Chuck deserves more kudos for that post.
(November 28, 2014 at 10:46 pm)Chuck Wrote:
(November 28, 2014 at 7:09 pm)JesusChristLover Wrote: With a PhD in Christian Philosophy from Trinity College of the Bible and Theological Seminary or ....

All he needs to be the perfect Christian genius would be another PhD in public masturbation and small time hustling.


(November 28, 2014 at 7:09 pm)JesusChristLover Wrote: ....at the Veritas Evangelical Seminary?


Thinking

Does it offer the PhD program in public masturbation and small time hustling he needs?
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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#52
RE: AF Hall of Mirth (Post Edition)
(March 6, 2015 at 2:48 am)Parkers Tan Wrote:
(March 6, 2015 at 2:14 am)robvalue Wrote: I think Beccs meant that while still alive, the surroundings can somehow absorb "images" of the person. So that much later, after they are dead, these images can appear under certain circumstances.

I've heard of this before, I've no idea how it works or if it's real.

I'm thinking it comes about as a result of particularly strong B.O.

ROFLOL
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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#53
RE: AF Hall of Mirth (Post Edition)
Moar?
(March 6, 2015 at 12:51 pm)professor Wrote: If it wasn't so sad (deluded people) it would be a scream.

ROFLOL
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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#54
RE: AF Hall of Mirth (Post Edition)
Yeah prof, know thyself Tongue
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#55
RE: Happy Bday AF thread
(August 25, 2015 at 10:30 pm)Beccs Wrote: We need strippers.

(August 25, 2015 at 11:23 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Hairy male butt gaping models, thank you.

(August 25, 2015 at 11:25 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: Fuck if I'm not morbidly curious as to what the hell that even is, vorlon.

(August 25, 2015 at 11:34 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: ROFLOL

(August 25, 2015 at 11:36 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Wait wait wait... Steel, you were a Navy man, these things should not be new to you.  Tongue

(August 25, 2015 at 11:51 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: And a friendly reminder for all the newcomers here:


if you see a term or phrase in one of my posts you don't understand, for GOD'S SAKE, DO NOT GOOGLE IT !!!!


(August 25, 2015 at 11:39 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(August 25, 2015 at 11:36 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Said CD while anally smoking a cigar . . . 

 Tongue

I'm saving a double ender to share with Kitty later.

(August 25, 2015 at 11:42 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Save me the butt . . .

(August 25, 2015 at 11:48 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: I see what you did there.


(August 25, 2015 at 11:48 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: Could not be a better or more appropriate thread derail!


(August 26, 2015 at 12:22 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: There are two kinds of threads at AF:  those who have gone there already, and those that will eventually.

(August 26, 2015 at 9:37 am)vorlon13 Wrote: It's why we can't have anything nice.

 Angry
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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#56
RE: AF Hall of Mirth (Post Edition)
:rofl:
This was in the Happy Bday AF thread and it made me lawl drool on myself. Thanks guys Smile
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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#57
RE: AF Hall of Mirth (Post Edition)
(August 27, 2015 at 1:45 pm)Luckie Wrote: :rofl:
This was in the Happy Bday AF thread and it made me lawl drool on myself. Thanks guys Smile

LUCKIE how you been girl?



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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#58
RE: AF Hall of Mirth (Post Edition)
(August 27, 2015 at 1:47 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(August 27, 2015 at 1:45 pm)Luckie Wrote: :rofl:
This was in the Happy Bday AF thread and it made me lawl drool on myself. Thanks guys Smile

LUCKIE how you been girl?

Aw DBP I've been..doin good I'd say. It's been a crazy year! Esquilax moved to the states last fall, we got married on January 7th  Shy
Unfortunately the poor guy ended up coming out here instead of me going out there to Australia because I got very very ill this time last year
and have been gravely ill up until about July. But! I haven't had a hospital visit in over two months and haven't had to go to the ER for a few weeks, and
we got over two surgeries together (one on my birthday in March) and the other in May. Esquilax refused to leave my hospital room the entire time, and 
we've just been livin it up in a hospital all year till recently!  
I have Chrone's disease which accompanied a nasty case of ulcerative collitis which for the last year and a half hadn't responded anymore to medications! So, yeah,
they cut that out with surgery. I've had pnemonia (twice), a pulmonary embolism, sepsis a few times, and I'm currently flaring with my other auto-immune disease called Wegener's Granulomatosis. They took out the name of the doctor, because apparently he was a Nazi so the medical community has since renamed my disease just: Granulomatosis and some other word I can't remember yet.  Tongue
I'm on IV and low dose oral immuno-suppressants, and am on my way off of all the narcotics that I've been on for almost a year. But after that, life should be peachy! Long story short I'm pretty lucky to be alive another year, and I have Esquilax and Violet Lilly Blossom to thank for that. Without them I couldn't have done it, I just couldn't! 

This doesn't seem very Mirthy. But there you go. :Smile I've been hanging out mostly in the admin section and looking over Esquilax's shoulder with the forums, but now I'm feeling better I do try to get on here more. I miss you all so terribly I can't even begin to tell you..  Oh wait! Yes I can..

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So yeah that's how I've been. How's my faorite Plumb?
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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#59
RE: AF Hall of Mirth (Post Edition)
Good to see you back Luckie Smile

I'm sorry for all you're going through, I hope you're on the mend now Heart
Feel free to send me a private message.
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#60
RE: AF Hall of Mirth (Post Edition)
Thanks Rob I am mending. I have the best mending mate, and that means the world. Smile
I'm having fun with this forum today, so, that's something.

Today I was promised a "speedbump" from Stimbo. And boy was I not disappointed!

This is the first thing I read from that thread, after the bumpedybump.

(August 21, 2015 at 7:41 am)Iroscato Wrote: There's a joke involving Rik's mother and rivers of semen merging into bigger rivers of semen somewhere, but I'm far too tired and too much of a wimp to actually hammer something together right now Angel
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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