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First world problems
September 5, 2015 at 6:03 pm
We don't have a thread for first world problems, so I made one.
When your at a AC/DC outdoor concert and smartphone's camera only has 8x zoom. 
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: First world problems
September 5, 2015 at 6:40 pm
My phone charger cable isn't long enough to reach my bed
My hair won't grow quick enough
"Adulthood is like looking both ways before you cross the road, and then getting hit by an airplane" - sarcasm_only
"Ironically like the nativist far-Right, which despises multiculturalism, but benefits from its ideas of difference to scapegoat the other and to promote its own white identity politics; these postmodernists, leftists, feminists and liberals also use multiculturalism, to side with the oppressor, by demanding respect and tolerance for oppression characterised as 'difference', no matter how intolerable." - Maryam Namazie
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RE: First world problems
September 5, 2015 at 6:50 pm
I lost my 3ds recently.
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RE: First world problems
September 5, 2015 at 7:48 pm
My fucking garage door opener broke.
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RE: First world problems
September 5, 2015 at 8:03 pm
And you people wonder why there are people who want to kill all of you? Think about it for a bit, you might possibly understand after a while.
"A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence."
— David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
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RE: First world problems
September 5, 2015 at 8:14 pm
(September 5, 2015 at 8:03 pm)Pyrrho Wrote: And you people wonder why there are people who want to kill all of you? Think about it for a bit, you might possibly understand after a while.
Kill me? Well fuck you haven't lived unless you've made a few enemies.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: First world problems
September 5, 2015 at 8:40 pm
Dyndns used to be free, assholes!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: First world problems
September 5, 2015 at 8:47 pm
(September 5, 2015 at 6:03 pm)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: When your at a AC/DC outdoor concert and smartphone's camera only has 8x zoom.
Not a fan.
But when the supermarket employees forgot to stock up on beer, it really gets to me.
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RE: First world problems
September 5, 2015 at 8:54 pm
(September 5, 2015 at 6:03 pm)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: We don't have a thread for first world problems, so I made one.
When your at a AC/DC outdoor concert and smartphone's camera only has 8x zoom. Yea, we did. I started a thread about it, but it was a while ago. 
My first world problem is...I'm sick and fucking tired of theists who pretend they are genuine, but they're not.
And I'm hung over. 
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RE: First world problems
September 5, 2015 at 8:54 pm
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