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RE: First world problems
September 6, 2015 at 11:54 am
I need to pee but don't want to move.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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#32
RE: First world problems
September 6, 2015 at 12:01 pm
I have issues with my dad. Sad
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#33
RE: First world problems
September 6, 2015 at 12:23 pm
(September 6, 2015 at 12:01 pm)Deidre32 Wrote: I have issues with my dad. Sad

Undecided *hug?*
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#34
RE: First world problems
September 6, 2015 at 12:24 pm
I got the textbooks now and have no excuse to slack off anymore ; _ ;
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#35
RE: First world problems
September 6, 2015 at 1:49 pm
I moved. I peed. I went to my farmer's market. Gouda sausage and green beans for dinner.
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#36
RE: First world problems
September 6, 2015 at 1:52 pm
1. Ran out of cooking oil so no hash browns with breakfast.

2. Don't feel like going to work today.
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#37
RE: First world problems
September 6, 2015 at 1:55 pm
Posted in the wrong thread.

#firstworldproblems
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#38
RE: First world problems
September 6, 2015 at 2:15 pm
(September 6, 2015 at 12:24 pm)Neimenovic Wrote: I got the textbooks now and have no excuse to slack off anymore ; _ ;
well, it's a valid excuse if you're hanging out with us.  Big Grin Angel
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#39
RE: First world problems
September 6, 2015 at 6:09 pm
I can't find an electric kettle that just pours water without spilling.
Surely there is a design out there for a jug that actually works and why can't they all just use that one fucking design?
It's things like this that makes you realise that everything that exists is totally fucked and it's all just a waste of time.

Microwaves - I don't need you to keep telling me I put something in you.
Don't you know everyone else is trying to sleep, you noisy, noisy fucker.
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#40
RE: First world problems
September 6, 2015 at 7:42 pm
Debating which car to take when we go out to dinner.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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