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Damned Catholics
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Whoops. You better screeners there, frankie.
http://www.rawstory.com/2015/08/italian-...-blessing/ Quote:Vatican scrambles after Pope Frances offers blessing to lesbian childrens’ book author  (August 28, 2015 at 6:05 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Whoops. You better screeners there, frankie. I can't wait for card. Bagnasco and the CEI to go apeshit. Did gon be all over the news tomorrow... ![[Image: giphy.gif]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=media.giphy.com%2Fmedia%2FOYgcKl4X7fvyM%2Fgiphy.gif)
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
ROTF!
Another pervert priest. http://www.rawstory.com/2015/08/oregon-p...-bathroom/ Quote:Oregon priest flees for the Philippines after being accused of hiding camera in mens’ bathroom Quote:In a letter to church members, Archdiocese of Portland Alexander Sample said Bien has been in the Philippines since July 29 despite efforts by the Archdiocese to get him to return and face the investigation. "Troubling" your assholiness? You should be used to this kind of bullshit by now.
Oh, Frankie. Now you're in trouble.
http://www.rawstory.com/2015/09/pope-fra...he-planet/ Quote:Pope Francis: The rich should ‘avoid the sin of indifference’ and take care of the planet The republicunts won't like that.
US catholicks making up their own religion.
http://www.rawstory.com/2015/09/more-us-...h-control/ Quote:More US Catholics are showing support for same-sex marriage and birth control WTH. It's all made-up shit, anyway. 
Annulments are a funny thing when children are involved.
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
Hey, Fuckface....why don't you dip into the vatican vault and put a couple of million of them up in hotels?
Talk is cheap, frankie. Let's see some action. http://www.rawstory.com/2015/09/pope-cal...-families/ Quote:Pope calls on Western nations to take in Syrian refugee families Let's see the vatican filled up with muslims. (September 6, 2015 at 8:34 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Hey, Fuckface....why don't you dip into the vatican vault and put a couple of million of them up in hotels? I just heard him on the news saying that every parish (at least those in Italy) should host at least 1 family of refugees. Meanwhile, I'm laughing my arse off at the xenophobic right going batshit and being completely thrown off their game by the church actually disagreeing with them for once. Northern priests will come out of this shit with a split personality, lol
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
Go to it, fuckheads.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/eur...story.html Quote:Conservative Dissent Is Brewing Inside The Vatican Quote:Burke’s words belied a growing sense of alarm among strict conservatives, exposing what is fast emerging as a culture war over Francis’s papacy and the powerful hierarchy that governs the Roman Catholic Church. Keep fighting over bullshit while your palaces burn around your ears. The rest of us will stand and cheer!
The Pope cannot win.
Was the church hierarchy wrong before ? Are they wrong now ? How can ANYTHING change in God's Eternal Word ?? Did God change his mind ?? How does that work ?? What else didn't they get right? What's going to change next ? Will he change anything back ? The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
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