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Rapture September 2015
RE: Rapture September 2015
Use them as befits your own demented purposes, my dear  Heart
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RE: Rapture September 2015
Has Professor been back? Or did he at least get raptured?
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I saw his name at the bottom of the page last night I believe, indicating he was reading the thread. He may have slunk off now.
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RE: Rapture September 2015
Professor: putting the "Mental" in "Fundamentalist" since 15-10-2013
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Rapture September 2015
Why do I get a strange feeling he'll be back with a new rapture prophecy in a few days/weeks/months?
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RE: Rapture September 2015
(September 24, 2015 at 6:20 am)Iroscato Wrote: Why do I get a strange feeling he'll be back with a new rapture prophecy in a few days/weeks/months?

Maybe when he had some time reflecting on the calendar reform of 1582.
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RE: Rapture September 2015
I don't agree with people predicting when the rapture will happen, because the bible clearly state that only God knows that information....

But IF the rapture happened you wouldn't know it anyways.

Didn't Jesus give the example of Noah, where only 8 people were saved? Noah spent 120 years telling people about the coming flood until day God shut the door to the ark, and people continued on with their lives, not noticing a thing until destruction hit.

Quote:Luke 17
26 And as it was in the days of Noe, so shall it be also in the days of the Son of man.
27 They did eat, they drank, they married wives, they were given in marriage, until the day that Noah entered into the ark, and the flood came, and destroyed them all.
28 Likewise also as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold, they planted, they builded;
29 But the same day that Lot went out of Sodom it rained fire and brimstone from heaven, and destroyed them all.
30 Even thus shall it be in the day when the Son of man is revealed.

The 8 people who are saved in the ark, represent the 144,000 Jews found in Revelation, who go through the tribulation period but are protected by God. The "bride", NOT the church is taken in the rapture just before the tribulation period.

There is a difference between the bride and church.

If the 144,000 represent the 8 people in Noah's day, and the tribulation period represents the flood, who represents the bride being raptured before the tribulation period? That would be Enoch, who just one day disappeared.

Quote:Genesis 5
21 And Enoch lived sixty and five years, and begat Methuselah:
22 And Enoch walked with God after he begat Methuselah three hundred years, and begat sons and daughters:
23 And all the days of Enoch were three hundred sixty and five years:
24 And Enoch walked with God: and he was not; for God took him.

Now according to this 8 to 1 ratio given in these examples (8 people in the ark and 1 raptured), 144,000 divided by 8 = 18,000. The world has an estimated population of 7.3 billion, do you think 18,000 people disappearing would be noticeable?

To be clear, I have no clue how many are to go in the rapture, I'm just using those numbers as an example. The Bible does state however, it will be a very small number.
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RE: Rapture September 2015
Complete and utter conjecture.
'The more I learn about people the more I like my dog'- Mark Twain

'You can have all the faith you want in spirits, and the afterlife, and heaven and hell, but when it comes to this world, don't be an idiot. Cause you can tell me you put your faith in God to put you through the day, but when it comes time to cross the road, I know you look both ways.' - Dr House

“Young earth creationism is essentially the position that all of modern science, 90% of living scientists and 98% of living biologists, all major university biology departments, every major science journal, the American Academy of Sciences, and every major science organization in the world, are all wrong regarding the origins and development of life….but one particular tribe of uneducated, bronze aged, goat herders got it exactly right.” - Chuck Easttom

"If my good friend Doctor Gasparri speaks badly of my mother, he can expect to get punched.....You cannot provoke. You cannot insult the faith of others. You cannot make fun of the faith of others. There is a limit." - Pope Francis on freedom of speech
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RE: Rapture September 2015
It continues to perturb me, day in and day out, that people actually buy into this fantasy.
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RE: Rapture September 2015
To be clear, huggy, you are an gullible idiot with a big attitude.   To be sure, you idiocy is far more enormous than your attitude, but your idiocy is your business, while your attitude is annoying is.
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