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Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
(October 23, 2015 at 11:29 am)Losty Wrote: You can totally masturbate without breaking your hymen. Hehe

Would Reagan MacNeil be a virgin ??

I'm thinking when Father Karras removed the demon, Regan would have been 'restored', but maybe I'm reading too much into how I think all that sort of thing should work.

I would hope Regan doesn't have any recollection of the crucifix and the beating her hymen took from it.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
(October 23, 2015 at 11:58 am)Iroscato Wrote:
(October 23, 2015 at 11:19 am)Losty Wrote: You know that meme with the stick man that's all offended and then in the next one he realizes you have a good point? Am I describing this right?

I need some Iro's for that XD

Maybe, if you're really good. Can you be good Losty?

Or you could just pay me. I can sell you those ^_^
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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
(October 23, 2015 at 11:58 am)Iroscato Wrote:
(October 23, 2015 at 11:19 am)Losty Wrote: You know that meme with the stick man that's all offended and then in the next one he realizes you have a good point? Am I describing this right?

I need some Iro's for that XD

Maybe, if you're really good. Can you be good Losty?

XD
Define "good" Big Grin
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
(October 23, 2015 at 12:36 pm)Pandæmonium Wrote:
(October 23, 2015 at 11:19 am)Losty Wrote: You know that meme with the stick man that's all offended and then in the next one he realizes you have a good point? Am I describing this right?

I need some Iro's for that XD

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I always thought of the above as the guy wanting to make a point then realising better of it due to whatever reason. 

^_^

This guy yes! I need Iros for this Big Grin

But there's a different version. It's not exactly the same.
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
(October 23, 2015 at 11:33 am)Losty Wrote: It's very common for little girls to unknowingly masturbate long before they ever even reach puberty.
Fetuses masturbate.
http://www.salon.com/2013/06/20/the_scie...g_fetuses/
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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
(October 23, 2015 at 1:26 pm)vorlon13 Wrote:
(October 23, 2015 at 11:29 am)Losty Wrote: You can totally masturbate without breaking your hymen. Hehe

Would Reagan MacNeil be a virgin ??

I'm thinking when Father Karras removed the demon, Regan would have been 'restored', but maybe I'm reading too much into how I think all that sort of thing should work.

I would hope Regan doesn't have any recollection of the crucifix and the beating her hymen took from it.

I'm not super familiar with Regan, I don't think I've ever seen the movie. Just like bits where they make fun of it in other movies. Does she somehow lose her virginity in the movie?
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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(October 24, 2015 at 10:20 am)Losty Wrote:
(October 23, 2015 at 1:26 pm)vorlon13 Wrote:


I'm not super familiar with Regan, I don't think I've ever seen the movie. Just like bits where they make fun of it in other movies. Does she somehow lose her virginity in the movie?


While Reagan is possessed she penetrates herself with a crucifix. Quite violently.
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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
Well in that case I guess it depends on how you define virginity.
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
Well, she'd be in the same category as Mary . . .

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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
Well Mary's hymen was intact until she either had sex or gave birth. Regan would still be a virgin in my opinion though the crucifix may have broken her hymen.
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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