I want a 1958 Gibson Explorer, a 1959 Fender Bassman, and a fan base to rival Beyonce.

That'll do, yes.

Wow, you atheists are easy to please

Notice I didn't even say you had to worship me or anything. I'm just throwing out evidence, and free gifts, it seems. A True God™ is perfectly fine without watching humans slither around on the floor begging for stuff and kissing my ass.

(October 30, 2015 at 3:58 am)robvalue Wrote: If I'm actually God, or Jesus, or Allah, or whatever, what would I have to do to convince you that I really am what I claim to be?

What would personally be enough to convince you? Please be as specific as possible.

This is mainly aimed at theists but atheist scum are welcome to chime in.

As with all posts I start, I'll reply to people usually on my ignore list as long as they are civil and reasonable.

Well, gawd's followers seem to like the "outside space and time" thing, so gawd could take us all there. Kinda prove that there is anything outside of space and time and prove it lives there. That might make a good start at least.

(October 30, 2015 at 5:48 am)robvalue Wrote:

(October 30, 2015 at 5:47 am)pgrimes15 Wrote: Hmmm . . . I'm almost convinced . . what is your attitude towards meek people ?

Meek people? They will inherit some soil.

Pool: no the question was what would you need to be provided to be convinced, and you haven't answered. Are you saying that if I list my characteristics, you'll believe I'm God?

(October 30, 2015 at 5:55 am)pool Wrote: That's only the first step. After you provide your characteristics we can then proceed to the next step.

I see quickly moving goalposts in the future.

"Outside space and time".

Must be really boring, huh?

It doesn't seem to bother people that without some form of time, you can't do anything. There is no sequence of events. If there is a sequence, then we label that sequence using time.

T1: Our reality didn't exist, from god's point of view

T2: Our reality did exist, from god's point of view

That's two distinct points in "time", just not the same timeline as ours. If he really is timeless, then our reality always existed from his point of view and he didn't do shit.

Still waiting on that stapler, 'God'.

And my pizza too!
I'm starting to suspect that Gods are a little shifty!

You both have received your stapler and pizza, you are just not believing hard enough to see them

(October 30, 2015 at 9:29 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: I want a 1958 Gibson Explorer, a 1959 Fender Bassman, and a fan base to rival Beyonce.  

That'll do, yes.

Thump, you know God is inept in these matters. Better get your ass down to the crossroads for this deal.

I hate people who have pineapple on their pizza!
I mean, my God told me himself that it's OK if I murder those who disrespect God by adding this abomination on the sacred holy food!