(November 19, 2015 at 12:04 pm)Stimbo Wrote: It is rather alluring, isn't it? That arse ought to go on "[First world country]'s Got Talent". Replace Simon Cowell.

It could replace Her Majesty The Queen, Santa Claus and oxygen masks on air-planes, as far as I'm concerned.

(November 18, 2015 at 10:44 am)Sejanus Wrote: There are no other senses besides the physical.

Sej i apologize for asking again but i try to close my book where i keep all the very important statements as a record for future study.  
Sej, your statement that ......there are no other senses besides the physical..... should be really come along with solid evidence that is true.  
I am totally adamant that you got this evidence.
There is no question about it.  
I quite understand that at the moment you are very busy but please as soon as you find a minute forward to me this evidence so i can close my book and store it in the library.  
Some silly people may think that your statement is one more atheistic Choprism pearl to be added to
other pearls such as .......the consciousness is a product of the brain or ..........the consciousness that we got come thanks to previous generation and so on but i don't really think that your statement is an other Choprism pearl.
I am fully adamant that you got evidence to justify your important statement so please try to help Little Rik and to kick in the backside all skeptics.      

Piss off Rik, we're talking about fantastic arses. You are an arse, but nowhere near fantastic enough to qualify for this thread.

So, anyway...

Kaiser Wrote:Piss off Rik, we're talking about fantastic arses. You are an arse, but nowhere near fantastic enough to qualify for this thread.

Here's a fantastic arse:

(November 20, 2015 at 8:35 am)Kaiser Wrote: Piss off Rik, we're talking about fantastic arses. You are an arse, but nowhere near fantastic enough to qualify for this thread.

Boy, you got to be patient.  
When you will be over 18 you may be allow in the area 69
but at the moment you got to wait but most of all to grow
mentally speaking.
In the meantime you can well buzz off.  

(November 20, 2015 at 9:14 am)Little Rik Wrote:

(November 20, 2015 at 8:35 am)Kaiser Wrote: Piss off Rik, we're talking about fantastic arses. You are an arse, but nowhere near fantastic enough to qualify for this thread.

Boy, you got to be patient.  
When you will be over 18 you may be allow in the area 69
but at the moment you got to wait but most of all to grow
mentally speaking.
In the meantime you can well buzz off.  

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAH.

Yeah....

(November 20, 2015 at 9:14 am)Little Rik Wrote:

(November 20, 2015 at 8:35 am)Kaiser Wrote: Piss off Rik, we're talking about fantastic arses. You are an arse, but nowhere near fantastic enough to qualify for this thread.

Boy, you got to be patient.  
When you will be over 18 you may be allow in the area 69
but at the moment you got to wait but most of all to grow
mentally speaking.
In the meantime you can well buzz off.  

I'm already in A69 seeing as I'm 21. It's cool :3

Now then, back to bottoms. Thank you for the contribution to the thread Evie. Your Emperor approves mightily

Why are they called bottoms anyway? The feet are at the bottom.

(November 20, 2015 at 10:05 am)robvalue Wrote: Why are they called bottoms anyway? The feet are at the bottom.

I walk on my buttocks. My feet are dextrous enough to serve as an acceptable second pair of hands for like...drumming and stuff.