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Stupid slogans on church signs
January 12, 2016 at 2:49 pm
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One of my biggest peeves as a believer was church signs with stupid slogans, usually some idiotic quote that didn't even come from the bible, but yet they put God's signature at the end. I always wondered what the objective of these mentally retarded signs were.
I think it would be fun for everyone to keep their eyes open and post some of that crap in this thread for everyone's amusement (at least mine).
Here's 2 that I've seen recently:
"Prayer: The original wireless connection"
and...
"I love you, and you, and you, and you, and you.... -God"
The punchline of that one is that the sign was on a busy highway.
Sorry I posted this in the wrong section.
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RE: Stupid slogans on church signs
January 12, 2016 at 2:53 pm
"We accept everyone. Come as you are"
This was a sign on a baptist church. I wonder what they would do if a bunch of people from the LGBT community showed up.
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RE: Stupid slogans on church signs
January 12, 2016 at 3:04 pm
This past holiday season I saw one that read "All we want for Christmas is your presence"
Every time we passed this sign I would mutter "and 10% of your income."
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RE: Stupid slogans on church signs
January 12, 2016 at 3:09 pm
"Come on in and hear someone being paid to speak for God."
Yeah, that wasn't a real one. I've seen some very dumb ones, can't remember them right now.
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RE: Stupid slogans on church signs
January 12, 2016 at 3:12 pm
I saw this in a parking lot a couple of years ago (I think I've posted it before:
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RE: Stupid slogans on church signs
January 12, 2016 at 3:14 pm
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Passed by one just this morning: "If you don't love Jesus you WILL go to hell."
I had seen this one on bumper stickers, as "If you don't love Jesus, you can go to hell", but this was the first time on a church sign. Lovely sentiment. Makes me just wanna rush my chubby little tattooed lesbian atheist self in there and give 'em a big hug.
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RE: Stupid slogans on church signs
January 12, 2016 at 3:20 pm
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Gotta see this shit everytime I take the highway into Columbus.
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There are more behind it, listing the ten commandments. I think that trying to hook people driving down the highway by making implications as to their mortality (and purported fate) is the definition of a predatory faith. Could have just as easily gone with "Heaven is Real"...but no.....apparently that aint this assholes style.
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RE: Stupid slogans on church signs
January 12, 2016 at 3:36 pm
(January 12, 2016 at 2:53 pm)Judi Lynn Wrote: "We accept everyone. Come as you are"
This was a sign on a baptist church. I wonder what they would do if a bunch of people from the LGBT community showed up.
Outreach attempts from the Baptist world are always so pathetic.
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RE: Stupid slogans on church signs
January 12, 2016 at 3:55 pm
Most annoying are any which purport to quote "God", as if a god ever said a word to anyone!
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I sort of like this one:
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RE: Stupid slogans on church signs
January 12, 2016 at 4:03 pm
(January 12, 2016 at 3:55 pm)God of Mr. Hanky Wrote: Most annoying are any which purport to quote "God", as if a god ever said a word to anyone!
I sort of like this one:
Makes me wonder, what's the point of wasting the time and resources on a sign like that?
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