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Give zeh kitten all of your puppies!!
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Give zeh kitten all of your puppies!!
January 14, 2016 at 9:44 pm
Please, I luz puppies. They make me so happeh
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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January 14, 2016 at 9:49 pm
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January 14, 2016 at 9:50 pm
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January 14, 2016 at 9:51 pm
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January 14, 2016 at 9:56 pm
These are my puppies and my littlest humans girl
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January 14, 2016 at 9:58 pm
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January 14, 2016 at 9:58 pm (This post was last modified: January 14, 2016 at 10:00 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Beautiful pups Losty, all three of em.  I have an unspoken for son........whats the dowry situation on your end?  Wink
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January 14, 2016 at 10:03 pm
(January 14, 2016 at 9:58 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Beautiful pups Losty, all three of em.  I have an unspoken for son........whats the dowry situation on your end?  Wink

You've got cute kids, I've seen em. I figure I'm fresh outta goats though. I'm hoping to get enough dowry from selling off her older brother that I can afford something really fancy. Like maybe 2 goats and a sheep. Possible even toss a duckling in for cuteness.
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January 14, 2016 at 10:05 pm
Ducklingz are cuteness timingz in lifeness too!
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January 14, 2016 at 10:06 pm
(January 14, 2016 at 10:03 pm)Losty Wrote:
(January 14, 2016 at 9:58 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Beautiful pups Losty, all three of em.  I have an unspoken for son........whats the dowry situation on your end?  Wink

You've got cute kids, I've seen em. I figure I'm fresh outta goats though. I'm hoping to get enough dowry from selling off her older brother that I can afford something really fancy. Like maybe 2 goats and a sheep. Possible even toss a duckling in for cuteness.

Hell, if we're arranging marriages I can help with gold, frankincense, and a PS4.

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