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RE: Something I would ask a priest.
April 8, 2011 at 1:34 pm
Honestly the first thing i would ask is if smoking weed was still a bad thing.
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RE: Something I would ask a priest.
April 10, 2011 at 9:30 pm
The feces question is sophmoric. I am more concerned about being able to still "touch myself."
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RE: Something I would ask a priest.
April 11, 2011 at 4:12 am
(March 19, 2011 at 6:29 am)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote: (February 19, 2011 at 11:57 pm)Itslikebeingshiton Wrote: I guess i would need to know if you would need toilet paper in heaven. Am I going to have to take a shit every day in Heaven like I do on Earth? Does god have to take shits? Does he wipe his ass with Demon wings? If so then why does God have to take a shit?
Several billion years of evolution, and *THIS* is the best way to get rid of waste so far? Really shatters my faith that pooping will ever go away, to be honest. There just *has* to be a better way! >_<
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RE: Something I would ask a priest.
April 18, 2011 at 10:48 pm
Yes, you do shit in heaven and the crap is immortal as well. Long ago the piles grew and grew until insects infested heaven. That is why God gives you a halo, it is actually a bug zapper.
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RE: Something I would ask a priest.
April 19, 2011 at 10:29 am
Apparently, or what I hear from fundies, is that heaven is an endless time of kissing God's ass and singing his praises. Who needs entertainment? You get to tell God how wonderful he is for all eternity.
Which actually kind of makes God look like an insecure asshole. Why would a perfect being need lower life forms to worship him and keep reminding him how great he is for eternity? And don't forget that he tortures those who don't kiss his ass for eternity.
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RE: Something I would ask a priest.
April 19, 2011 at 11:22 am
If you do take a shit in heaven then there must be flies to feed off it.........beggars the question.... How the fuck did they get there ?!!!!!!!!!!
