Not exactly news, Ted.

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/02/ted-cruz...president/

Quote:Ted Cruz vows to boost US military spending if elected president

Because there ain't nothing which gets these pricks harder than pissing away money on their defense contractor buddies.

Pope Fuckface just clinched Trump's victory in SC.

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/02/pope-fra...christian/

Quote:Pope Francis calls out Trump’s hateful rhetoric: ‘This man is not Christian’

That's all the fundie morons there need to hear.  The papist anti-christ doesn't like Trump?  Trump must be okay with jesus!!!

Didn't the pope recently say something along the lines of 'who am I to judge?'?

And when did anyone feel the need to start enforcing the franchise agreement ?

Also, what do the rest of the Presbyterians think of weighing in on the fealty and piety of one of their own?

Additionally, there have been far greater (IMO) of supposed believers falling short that the pope has let slide, pedo priests and their complicit bishops and cardinals spring to mind.

Trump is a nice distractor for him.  Stops everyone from talking about all the pervert priests!

(February 18, 2016 at 1:40 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Pope Fuckface just clinched Trump's victory in SC.

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/02/pope-fra...christian/

Quote:Pope Francis calls out Trump’s hateful rhetoric: ‘This man is not Christian’

That's all the fundie morons there need to hear.  The papist anti-christ doesn't like Trump?  Trump must be okay with jesus!!!

Yep... as predictable as day following night.

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/02/megachur...ald-trump/

Quote:Megachurch pastor tells ‘confused’ Pope to beg forgiveness from ‘martyr’ Donald Trump

catholics v xtians in a race to the bottom of the barrell!

(February 19, 2016 at 1:25 pm)Minimalist Wrote:

(February 18, 2016 at 1:40 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Pope Fuckface just clinched Trump's victory in SC.

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/02/pope-fra...christian/



That's all the fundie morons there need to hear.  The papist anti-christ doesn't like Trump?  Trump must be okay with jesus!!!

Yep... as predictable as day following night.

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/02/megachur...ald-trump/

Quote:Megachurch pastor tells ‘confused’ Pope to beg forgiveness from ‘martyr’ Donald Trump

catholics v xtians in a race to the bottom of the barrell!

Uh oh, the religious right are out to get the hairpiece killed. Why elsecwoukd they call him a martyr?

So, how can a criticism of Trump's piety and fealty to Jesusism be raised and NOT also include mention of his 3 wives, and numerous self documented infidelities ??

Can I sue the pope for dereliction of duty ?

Only if you were an altar boy.

Borowitz:

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-...MDg1NjY2S0

Quote:Iraqis Celebrate as Threat of Third Bush Presidency is Over

Quote:Moments after the first evidence of Bush’s dismal finish began trickling in, however, Iraqis roared with glee as spontaneous festivities erupted across the country.
Observers were stunned to see Sunnis, Shiites, and Kurds dancing together in the streets, putting aside their enmity to celebrate an outcome that they never dreamed possible.
“You must understand, we Iraqis have been living with the fear of a third Bush Presidency for months now,” Sabah al-Alousi, a Baghdad shoemaker, said.

This makes sense.

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/02/big-mone...collapses/

Quote:Big money donors look to Marco Rubio after Jeb Bush campaign collapses

When your whore gets the clap you look to buy another.