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I think my dog is a Democrat
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I think my dog is a Democrat
March 29, 2016 at 9:42 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5Z-jJ2Z4bU
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RE: I think my dog is a Democrat
March 29, 2016 at 9:47 pm
I hope this is a really funny joke. If not, I didn't know I could be more scared of Republicans.
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RE: I think my dog is a Democrat
March 29, 2016 at 9:47 pm
Obviously the dog is far smarter than his owner.
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RE: I think my dog is a Democrat
March 29, 2016 at 9:56 pm
The narrator got it right when he said even the Democrats must be laughing. He neglected to mention that we're laughing AT this idiot.
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RE: I think my dog is a Democrat
March 29, 2016 at 10:58 pm
I've felt every house cat we've ever had would have been Roman Catholic . . .
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RE: I think my dog is a Democrat
March 29, 2016 at 11:21 pm
Ooookay. I can't imagine I'm supposed to take this seriously.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

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RE: I think my dog is a Democrat
March 30, 2016 at 12:11 am
The pain of living with Micropenis, expressed through song and music...hauntingly beautiful.
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RE: I think my dog is a Democrat
March 30, 2016 at 8:04 am
Ignorance is never funny.
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I think my dog is a Democrat
March 30, 2016 at 8:13 am
(March 30, 2016 at 8:04 am)Mermaid Wrote: Ignorance is never funny.


Watch the video and you won't be quite as ignorant. The dog is a typical liberal.
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RE: I think my dog is a Democrat
March 30, 2016 at 9:11 am
(March 29, 2016 at 9:47 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Obviously the dog is far smarter than his owner.

Exactly what I was thinking too. Dogs are pretty clever, after all. And it's not that hard to beat rightwingers in the brain department.
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