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What goes on your dog?

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What goes on your dog?
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What goes on your dog?
March 10, 2018 at 12:08 am
You have a bun and a weiner.

What are the toppings?

I’m asking, because someone looked at me funny when I said you start off with mayo.


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RE: What goes on your dog?
March 10, 2018 at 12:17 am
Keep the weiner away from the bun, you might end up with puppies.

Quote:Weiner is a smoked sausage or a slang term for penis.
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RE: What goes on your dog?
March 10, 2018 at 12:20 am
(March 10, 2018 at 12:17 am)Succubus Wrote: Keep the weiner away from the bun, you might end up with puppies.

Quote:Weiner is a smoked sausage or a slang term for penis.

... or between the buns to avoid puppies.


You still didn’t answer my question. Lol
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RE: What goes on your dog?
March 10, 2018 at 12:23 am
Just ketchup. But really, I prefer Italian sausage. Onions, Peppers.
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RE: What goes on your dog?
March 10, 2018 at 12:47 am
I like to have a "sausage of my choice" with sauerkraut (crock-brewed with the lactic acid process, not that vinegary shit from the grocery store), spicy mustard and red onions. If decently hot (and I DON'T mean pickled) jalapeños are available, I'll put them on it. Yummay!
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RE: What goes on your dog?
March 10, 2018 at 12:49 am
Chili dogs with mustard and onions!
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RE: What goes on your dog?
March 10, 2018 at 12:55 am
A collar and leash - sometimes a bandana.

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RE: What goes on your dog?
March 10, 2018 at 1:05 am (This post was last modified: March 10, 2018 at 1:05 am by Whateverist.)
Grey poupon mustard, sweet onion, pepper jack cheese and pickle (either bread and butter or sweet).
How do you like yours, Jack?
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RE: What goes on your dog?
March 10, 2018 at 1:37 am (This post was last modified: March 10, 2018 at 1:40 am by The Valkyrie.)
(March 10, 2018 at 1:05 am)Whateverist Wrote: Grey poupon mustard, sweet onion, pepper jack cheese and pickle (either bread and butter or sweet).
How do you like yours, Jack?

How do I like my Jack?

Extra spicy.
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RE: What goes on your dog?
March 10, 2018 at 1:38 am
Corn breading, then deep fried.

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